Located in The Break Room started by DU, Jun 27, 2012.
It's never Gilsan.. starting to wonder whether or not he's actually even on the island. An alter-geo of sorts..
j/k. The snow sand-man he built for us during our winter months sealed the deal. Madeira images are always amazing, uplifting to look to during our turbulent four seasons over here on the western mainlands.
Briguy mooning? Someone get me a welding helmet.
Bought some sea salt a while back for my margaritas. Wrong size grains, more like pebbles rather than flakes. Falling off the glass all the time. Wife suggested crushing using mortar and pestle. Wife is smart. Crushing is fun. Margaritas taste good.
Speaking of margaritas and Briguy mooning people, here are two facts that we all knew but forgot:
Fact #1. The first known use of "OMG" was in a letter to Winston Churchill... in 1917!
Fact #2. The strongest organism on Earth is gonorrhea. It can pull 100,000 times its own body weight.
Supposed to be:
Those women too poor to buy clothes.
Comedy not found today....
If you know Paul Shaffer...
Now she is hot...
PSA for the First Day of Summer 2019...
And what's your "before"... now that I've displayed my "after" ?
The Amazing story of Colonel Sanders as told by Marion Herbertson.. moral of the story, NEVER give up on your dream....
At age 5 his Father died.
At age 16 he quit school.
At age 17 he had already lost four jobs.
At age 18 he got married.
Between the ages of 18 and 22, he was a railroad conductor and failed.
He joined the army and washed out there.
He applied for law school, he was rejected.
He became an insurance salesman and failed again.
At age 19 he became a father.
At age 20 his wife left him and took their baby daughter.
He became a cook and dishwasher in a small cafe.
He failed in an attempt to kidnap his own daughter, and eventually he convinced his wife to return home.
At age 65 he retired.
On the 1st day of retirement he received a cheque from the Government for $105.
He felt that the Government was saying that he couldn’t provide for himself.
He decided to commit suicide, it wasn’t worth living anymore; he had failed so much.
He sat under a tree writing his will, but instead, he wrote what he could have accomplished with his life.
He realised that there was much more he could have done.
There was one thing he could do better than anyone he knew. And that was cook.
So he borrowed $87 against his cheque and bought and fried up some chicken using his recipe, and went door to door to sell them to his neighbours in Kentucky.
He failed 1009 times before he found someone interested
in his chicken recipe.
Remember at the age of 65 he was ready to commit suicide.
But at age 88 Colonel Sanders, founder of Kentucky Fried Chicken (KFC) Empire was a billionaire.
Moral of the story: Attitude. It's never too late to start over.
NEVER GIVE UP NO MATTER HOW HARD IT GETS.
You have what it takes to be successful. Go for it and make a difference...
You lookin at me?
Never been to the dentist!
Fearsome looking twosome!!!
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