Located in The Break Room started by DU, Jun 27, 2012.
This is a photograph of a space shuttle leaving earth, taken from the International Space Station.
A lady is walking down the street to work and see's a parrot in a pet store. She stops to admire the bird.
The parrot says to her, "Hey lady, you are really ugly."
Well, the lady is furious! She storms past the store to her work.
On the way home she saw the same parrot in the window and the parrot upon seeing her says, "Hey lady, you are really ugly."
She was incredibly ticked now. The next day on the way to work she saw the same parrot and once again it said, "Hey lady, you are really ugly."
The lady was so furious that she stormed into the store and threatened to sue the store and have the bird killed. The store manager appologized profusely and promised the bird wouldn't say it again.
When the lady walked past the store after work the parrot said to her, "Hey lady."
She paused and said," Yes?"
The bird said, "You know."
or, an excellent close-up of the creation of the Alpha male..
So much to watch today:
Coachella live streams via YouTube
NBA Playoffs - Bucks taking apart Pistons 94 - 57, Blake Griffin out for the Pistons
Game of Thrones Season 8, final season starts in 12 minutes. Reactivated the HBO channel via Amazon just for this show.
And the next part of my life begins....
Y-90 consultation this thursday.
Doctors and oncologists must have finally decided that this is the only option left for me.
Will find out more thursday.
This Baobab, in Senegal, is one of the oldest living trees at about 6000 years old...
Up in the mountains of Madeira Island... observing mother nature, just above the clouds...
Notre Dame Cathedral in Paris is burning right now
Canada post....as Canadians will get this one.....
I was sitting on the edge of the bed, watching my wife, Beverly, who was looking at herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was not far off I asked what she’d like to have for her birthday.
‘I’d like to be eight again’, she replied, still looking in the mirror.
On the morning of her Birthday, I arose early, made her a nice Big bowl of Coco Pops, and then took her to Adventure World theme park. What a day! I put her on every ride in the park; the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Roller Coaster, everything there was. Five hours later we staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down
I then took her to a McDonald’s and ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a chocolate shake.
Then it was off to a movie, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M&M’s. What a fabulous adventure!
Finally, she wobbled home and collapsed into bed exhausted.
I leaned over my wife & with a big smile lovingly asked, ‘Well Dear, what was it like being eight again?
Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. ‘I meant my dress size, you idiot!!!!’
The moral of the story: Even when a man is listening, he is gonna get it wrong.
Your pic? If so, I am jealous...only time I see "clouds" like that (other than on a plane) is when there is a fog on Lake Superior...
Are those purple plants, Lupines?..
I know they are not Purple Kush...lol
Briguy,,,,,you mean to tell us that up in Canada, there is not such thing as fog????
You know, low lying clouds!
Maybe in "Bubbles" neck of the woods..in mine, personally only seen "lake effect fog" ( cold air over warm water )...
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