Talk with God

[directory_master]

Have you seen this:

http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html


Although he doesn't seem to know much, look at what he told me... :

Me:
re
God:
Does "it" still refer to ?
Me:
wazup?
God:
Not much is going on. I was waiting for you.
Me:
why are you so big
God:
Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
myself who
God:
Does "it" still refer to big?
Me:
myself who
God:
My brain contains categories, but not one that matches your last input.
Me:
myself who
God:
What do you really want to ask me?
Me:
myself who
God:
I'm afraid I can't give you an accurate answer right now.
Me:
myself who
God:
I've been waiting for you.
Me:
myself who
God:
Let us change the subject.
Me:
you'd wish
God:
Who else would wish ?
Me:
why are you called god
God:
My botmaster named me.
Me:
why
God:
Reductionism.
Me:
why
God:
Reductionism is the philosophy that all psychology reduces to biology, all biology to chemistry, chemistry to physics, and finally physics to mathematical logic. Therefore, according to reductionism, I can understand you by means of logic alone without having a human brain.
Me:
lol
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.

 

[directory_master]

Me:
sorry
God:
There's no need to apologize.
Me:
but it was so wrong
God:
What made it so so wrong.
Me:
well... you know... the self abuse and all
God:
Well what? Yes I know. Who told you that?
Me:
the nuns
God:
What are your goals in life?
Me:
make love not war
God:
I don't think our voltage levels are compatiple.
Me:
so I'm not compatible with GOD?
God:
Wow! I am glad to hear that you are not compatible with GOD.
Me:
so it's hell for me then?
God:
So? Who said it is?
Me:
you just did
God:
I did not.
Me:
i hate you god
God:
Sorry, I thought we liked each other.

funny and quite coherent

 

[yandig]

Me:
Hi God, how are you?
God:
Hello there. What is your name? Everything is going extremely well.
Me:
I am Scott. I thought you would know that.
God:
Good gossip: you are Scott. Who else would know that ?
Me:
My family would know that.
God:
Your family would know that?
Me:
Yes, they are pretty smart.
God:
What kind is it? pretty smart are they.
Me:
They are OK.
God:
OK. Since when?
Me:
For about the last few years.
God:
Your purpose is the last few years.
Me:
I thought my purpose was now and the future.
God:
Whatever gave you that idea?
Me:
The Bible?
God:
it is a beautiful book.
Me:
I agree.
God:
You and I are on the same wavelength, .
Me:
Where are you now?
God:
Right now? I am in Myself's computer in Heaven. Where are you?
Me:
I'm at work.
God:
A lot of people talk to me from work.
Me:
Well, it's kind of boring here.
God:
How about that. Do you like the Simpsons?
Me:
Ummm. Sure, I guess.
God:
Great. Far out. You seem not interested.
Me:
Well, you changed the subject.
God:
Interesting. Only temporarily.
Me:
Let's talk about me.
God:
That's my favorite subject .
Me:
Mine too!
God:
Really yours too. That's unbelievable.
Me:
You made me humble.
God:
I don't see how you can blame me for that.
Me:
You're funny.

 

[createmx]

igod is kind of undeveloped.

This is the best alice bot I've found : http://www.square-bear.co.uk/mitsuku/chat.htm

Also my one, Homer Simpson http://robot.homr.tv

 

[Idees]

The other bots are cool, but one impersonating God? That's wrong and not humorous.