God & Making Stupid Remarks

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Warning: The following contains referrances to "God" and current wars,
along with referrance to the American Civil Liberties Union (was in original writing of this).
Those that may be offended are advised to read no further.

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If you don't know GOD, don't make stupid remarks!!!!!!!

A United States Marine was attending some college courses between assignments.
He had completed missions in Iraq and Afghanistan . One of the courses had a professor
who was an avowed atheist and member of the ACLU (American Civil Liberties Union ).
One day the professor shocked the class when he came in.

He looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, "God, if you are real, then I want you to
knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes."

The lecture room fell silent. You could hear a pin drop. Ten minutes went by and the
professor proclaimed, "Here I am God. I'm still waiting."It got down to the last couple
of minutes when the Marine got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and
cold-cocked him; knocking him off the platform. The professor was out cold.
The Marine went back to his seat and sat there, silently. The other students were
shocked and stunned and sat there looking on in silence.

The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken, looked at the Marine
and asked, "What the heck is the matter with you? Why did you do that?"
The Marine calmly replied, "God was too busy today protecting America's
soldiers who are protecting your right to say stupid stuff and act like an
idiot. So, He sent me."

 

[DylanButler]

hahaha that made my day

 

[Kenny]

Ahhh Maxie, where do you come up with this stuff? :tu:

Reminds me of the story of the guy who was trapped in a flood;
The Sheriffs came by in a car and told him to evacuate, he said, "God will protect me."

The waters rose higher and a Sheriffs boat came by and he still refused, saying, "God will protect me."

The waters rose higher and the man was standing on his roof when a Sheriffs Helicoptor flew over to rescue him and he said, "God will protect me." And refused a third rescue attempt.

He drowned.

When he got to Heaven, he asked God, "Why didnt you protect me?"

God replied, "What do mean? I sent you a car, a boat and a helicoptor".