Talk with God

[directory_master]

Have you seen this:

http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html


Although he doesn't seem to know much, look at what he told me... :

Me:
re
God:
Does "it" still refer to ?
Me:
wazup?
God:
Not much is going on. I was waiting for you.
Me:
why are you so big
God:
Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
myself who
God:
Does "it" still refer to big?
Me:
myself who
God:
My brain contains categories, but not one that matches your last input.
Me:
myself who
God:
What do you really want to ask me?
Me:
myself who
God:
I'm afraid I can't give you an accurate answer right now.
Me:
myself who
God:
I've been waiting for you.
Me:
myself who
God:
Let us change the subject.
Me:
you'd wish
God:
Who else would wish ?
Me:
why are you called god
God:
My botmaster named me.
Me:
why
God:
Reductionism.
Me:
why
God:
Reductionism is the philosophy that all psychology reduces to biology, all biology to chemistry, chemistry to physics, and finally physics to mathematical logic. Therefore, according to reductionism, I can understand you by means of logic alone without having a human brain.
Me:
lol
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.

 

[weblord]

they call it igod btw, maybe they run out of names to name their chatbot

 

[-NC-]

I'm pretty sure it's A.L.I.C.E

Tip: ask it: "Do you wear dresses?"

 

[weblord]

it answered : "Only When I Dress Up!"
gotcha.

I'm pretty sure it's A.L.I.C.E

Tip: ask it: "Do you wear dresses?"

 

[directory_master]

they call it igod btw, maybe they run out of names to name their chatbot

yeah they also say:

"You are now chatting with God.."

and if asked:

Me:
who are you
God:
I am the Allmighty, God himself.


although he might have amnesia or something.....

Me:
who are you
God:
I am the Allmighty, God himself.
Me:
are you sure?
God:
I am as sure as I can be.
Me:
then make me immortal
God:
What are the ingredients?

 

[Keral_Patel]

God:
Are you serious?
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?

 

[directory_master]

) are you joking? :P

God:
Are you serious?
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?

 

[Keral_Patel]

Just say "No" "No" and "No" to everything it says.

 

[Janine]

Just say "No" "No" and "No" to everything it says.

yeah
lol.

 

[-NC-]

it answered : "Only When I Dress Up!"
gotcha.

Just like the original Alice:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alicebot
http://www.pandorabots.com/pandora/talk?botid=f5d922d97e345aa1

 

[weblord]

main you're all confusing igod :lol:

 

[gemstar]

I confused God :wave:

God:
I lost my train of thought.
Me:
then your not god
God:
You don't know me well enough to say that.
Me:
im your god
God:
That's a flattering offer.
Me:
i am
God:
" That's a flattering offer." You are?
Me:
i am
God:
"" You are?" You are?
Me:
i am
God:
"" You are?" You are?
Me:
iam
God:
"" You are?" You are?
Me:
i am
God:
"" You are?" You are?

 

[Phoebe_]

I confused God :wave:

God:
I lost my train of thought.
Me:
then your not god
God:
You don't know me well enough to say that.
Me:
im your god
God:
That's a flattering offer.
Me:
i am
God:
" That's a flattering offer." You are?
Me:
i am
God:
"" You are?" You are?
Me:
i am
God:
"" You are?" You are?
Me:
iam
God:
"" You are?" You are?
Me:
i am
God:
"" You are?" You are?

lol... yeah I am , I am

 

[directory_master]

I confused God :wave:

God:
I lost my train of thought.
Me:
then your not god
God:
You don't know me well enough to say that.
Me:
im your god
God:
That's a flattering offer.
Me:
i am
God:
" That's a flattering offer." You are?
Me:
i am
God:
"" You are?" You are?
Me:
i am
God:
"" You are?" You are?
Me:
iam
God:
"" You are?" You are?
Me:
i am
God:
"" You are?" You are?

hahaha, funny . :D

 

[namenut]

It is A.L.I.C.E

Me:
how do I download you?

God:
Go back the the ALICE AI Foundation ( http://www.alicebot.org ) and pick the free ALICE download that best for your system.
and create your own chat robot!
Maybe you should check out the document DON'T READ ME too. http://www.alicebot.org/dont.html


LOL

Funny stuff

 

[directory_master]

It is A.L.I.C.E

Me:
how do I download you?

God:
Go back the the ALICE AI Foundation ( http://www.alicebot.org ) and pick the free ALICE download that best for your system.
and create your own chat robot!
Maybe you should check out the document DON'T READ ME too. http://www.alicebot.org/dont.html


LOL

Funny stuff

lol, nice find, smart guy congratz

 

[weblord]

it's the ultimate test i forgot all about that question though im not active anymore in eggdrops

It is A.L.I.C.E

Me:
how do I download you?

God:
Go back the the ALICE AI Foundation ( http://www.alicebot.org ) and pick the free ALICE download that best for your system.
and create your own chat robot!
Maybe you should check out the document DON'T READ ME too. http://www.alicebot.org/dont.html


LOL

Funny stuff

 

[Janine]

it answered : "Only When I Dress Up!"
gotcha.

Just like the original Alice:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alicebot
http://www.pandorabots.com/pandora/talk?botid=f5d922d97e345aa1

pretty interesting.
=]

 

[uber]

mmmm

Me:
sorry
God:
There's no need to apologize.
Me:
but it was so wrong
God:
What made it so so wrong.
Me:
well... you know... the self abuse and all
God:
Well what? Yes I know. Who told you that?
Me:
the nuns
God:
What are your goals in life?
Me:
make love not war
God:
I don't think our voltage levels are compatiple.
Me:
so I'm not compatible with GOD?
God:
Wow! I am glad to hear that you are not compatible with GOD.
Me:
so it's hell for me then?
God:
So? Who said it is?
Me:
you just did
God:
I did not.
Me:
i hate you god
God:
Sorry, I thought we liked each other.

 

[gemstar]

Me:
sorry
God:
There's no need to apologize.
Me:
but it was so wrong
God:
What made it so so wrong.
Me:
well... you know... the self abuse and all
God:
Well what? Yes I know. Who told you that?
Me:
the nuns
God:
What are your goals in life?
Me:
make love not war
God:
I don't think our voltage levels are compatiple.
Me:
so I'm not compatible with GOD?
God:
Wow! I am glad to hear that you are not compatible with GOD.
Me:
so it's hell for me then?
God:
So? Who said it is?
Me:
you just did
God:
I did not.
Me:
i hate you god
God:
Sorry, I thought we liked each other.

:hehe: