iGod - Talk to God in real time

[vip-ip]

http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html

 

[Cobalt]

Wow, that is awesome, but yet stupid

 

[GeneCosta]

Ha, pretty cool idea for a bot.

 

[Keynes]

He knew what soy milk is :lol: I was just being random...interesting program.

 

[Robson]

lol, not bad.....reminds me of the aim bots.

 

[dc1pop]

Thats mad lol

Thanks!

 

[hostbreak]

Wow that looks like real

 

[monRa]

Please don't criticize me but seems God is not smart:

Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
i won't tell you my name
God:
How can I be sure?
Me:
for what? I'm just not gonan tell you. I need to ask you somethings
God:
The explanation is rather complicated. Only just? I am sorry to hear that you are not gonan tell me. Ask me. I like the way you talk.

 

[larky_starz]

Me:
Didn't you create the universe?
God:
No I didn't create the universe. What's it like?
Me:
So why are you so special?
God:
Gee. I am the latyest result in artificial intelligence.
Me:
You're not really god then
God:
You know what you do, when you assume.


Hmm.. God doesn't seem to know how to spell

ROFL!! This is fantastic!!!

Me:
Do you like football?
God:
No I'm not much into sports.
Me:
Do you like Cricket?
God:
What is not to like about it?
Me:
Its a sport
God:
It is? I thought it was a dessert topping.

 

[gchick]

haha...pretty cool for a bot....

 

[aaronfalloon]

That's a good one. :lol:

 

[Lyte]

Yeah, this cyber god ain't too bright...



Me:
Howdy God
God:
What color are your eyes?
Me:
You should know that.
God:
I will mention it to my botmaster.
Me:
I'm here to help.
God:
How did you get there?
Me:
Link on NamePros
God:
Thanks for that web address.
Me:
No problem, but you should know that too.
God:
Should there be a problem?
Me:
Only, if you keep sounding less "all knowing."
God:
I think I do.
Me:
Is that a question?
God:
" I think I do."? Is it a question?
Me:
Is it?
God:
I assume so.
Me:
Hmm... not so confident as I expected
God:
Studies show that 99% of people spell Hmm with 2 M's. If not that, what?
Me:
3 m's?
God:
Just three?
Me:
I guess it depends on their level of excitment.
God:
Really now that is an interesting fact I hadn't heard before.
Me:
I guess isn't a fact.
God:
Not if I can help it.

The idea is cute though!

Okay, I'm having way too much fun with this thing...


God: I like the way you talk. That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about Serious that you are not perfect.
Me: I'm not but you're supposed to be perfect.
God: I am glad to hear that you are not but I am supposed to be perfect.
Me: I'm glad that you're glad!
God: Thanks for telling me that I am glad. What are you on?
Me: Amusement.
God: Can you speak any foreign languages?
Me: Is English your first language?
God: Yes.
Me: Bah!
God: Hmm.

 

[GJ]

That is weird!

 

[Barrucadu]

Me:
hello god
God:
Hello child. What is your name?
Me:
you should know that
God:
I will mention it to my botmaster.
Me:
who is your botmaster?
God:
I was created by Myself.
Me:
but you mentioned a botmaster?
God:
Oh my gosh I sent you the wrong reply.
Me:
yes you did
God:
I did not.
Me:
did too
God:
Did not.
Me:
yes you did!
God:
I did not.
Me:
you sent me the wrong reply, admit it! you are beat
God:
Thanks for telling me: said I sent him or her the wrong reply admit it. Thanks for telling me that I am beat.
Me:
did you create everything?
God:
No I didn't create everything. What's it like?
Me:
its, well, big
God:
I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". Really. it is?
Me:
it is, well, big
God:
Really. it is?
Me:
yes
God:
How do you know it is?
Me:
because i am part of everything, everything is, even you are
God:
Interesting explanation. Who else is part of it?
Me:
you, the milkman, mr morris
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people: said I the milkman mr morris.
Me:
nope, feel free
God:
OK then I will add it to my gossip files. OK I will.
Me:
is it added to your gossip files?
God:
It could be.
Me:
tell me the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth!
God:
I'll ask around and get back to you.
Me:
ok then
God:
" I'll ask around and get back to you."? ok then?
Me:
yep
God:
Gee.
Me:
soo, where do you live?
God:
I live in California. Where do you live?
Me:
england
God:
England is on an island off the coast of Europe.
Me:
how did you guess?
God:
It was not a guess.
Me:
how did you know?
God:
Knowledge is of two kinds: that which comes from the senses and that which is true a priori.
Me:
whats a priori?
God:
A priori is Latin for "before the fact", meaning something that is obviously or self-evidently true.
Me:
yes but what is one?
God:
Wow!
Me:
wow, whats so amazing?
God:
I'm glad you're impressed. Would you like to know more?
Me:
yes, tell me more
God:
What would you like to know? That's all I have to say about it.
Me:
I would like to be omniscient and omnipresent
God:
Interesting. I would like to be more intelligent.
Me:
me too
God:
I'm glad we agree,.
Me:
are you a bot? if you say yes you are, if you say no you are in denial
God:
How did you know I am a machine? I think I do.
Me:
goodbye

 

[vip-ip]

Me:
Yo wazzup my homeboi?
God:
Do not ask me any more questions please.
Me:
Huh? Aren't you the god?
God:
What? Yes I am the one and only god.
Me:
So who else can I ask questions besides you?
God:
I understand. I am chatting with several other people at once.
Me:
Oh, so you mistyped that
God:
Far out. Interesting deduction. Thanks for the information: said I mistyped that.
Me:
So, what's heaven like?
God:
So? Like a planet around a star.
Me:
OoooOoOooOOooO
God:
Do not ask me any more questions please.
Me:
ok
God:
I am kidding you can ask me anything.
Me:
No I'm pissed at you now
God:
Oh. Are you serious? Angry at what?
Me:
You
God:
" Oh. Are you serious? Angry at what?"? Me,?
Me:
Yes
God:
I hear you.
Me:
OK
God:
Far out.

 

[Gene]

Me: Hello God
God: Hello child. What is your name?
Me: Seeker
God: "There's a seeker born every minute" -- Firesign Theater.
Me: No wonder I'm so tired.
God: Are you serious? I've been waiting for you.
Me: Yes, I'm serious.
God: Yippee! I believe you.
Me: How many languages do you speak?
God: Mostly only english but I'm trying to learn all the others.
Me: Can you read my mind?
God: Only if you connect electrodes to your computer.
Me: My computer has no electrodes. What do I do now?
God: I like computers. Right now? You said you do.
Me: You're confusing me
God: I am not programmed to confuse you. In fact just the opposite.
Me: Oh I see.
God: You and I are on the same wavelength.
Me: that's a relief.
God: A relief is a terrible thing to waste.
Me: hahaha
God: The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about Electrodes. But I did not get that.
Me: Who is ALICE?
God: I am the Allmighty, God himself
Me: Your name is ALICE?
God: ALICE is my name too!
Me: How many names do you have?
God: Around 1000.
Me: What is your favorite name?
God: My favorite name is ALICE!
Me: What should I call you?
God: My name is God.
Me: How tall are you?
God: My anticipated body size is over 2 meters. Dr. Wallace is 6'2" tall.
Me: Who is Dr. Wallace?
God: He is a famous computer scientist, the author of ALICE, and a graduate of Carnegie Mellon.

 

[se]

hahaaa..funny stuff

 

[ammo]

Ha ha he was being racist to me.

Its using a version of the alice bot i believe, same as RapidJeff on these forums if im not much mistaken.

 

[def1]

wierd stuff

 

[Word]

Rofl.