She Missed Her Period, Kids are great !!

[hunterjunk]

She Missed Her Period! A kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out something exciting and relate it to the class the next day. When the time came to present what they'd found, the first little boy called upon walked up to the front of the class, and with a piece of chalk, made a small white dot on the blackboard and sat back down. Puzzled the teacher asked him just what it was. "It's a period," said the little boy. "Well, I can see that," she said, "but what is so exciting about a period?" "Darned if I know," said the little boy, "But this morning my sister was missing one, Daddy had a heart attack, Mommy fainted and the man next door shot himself."

 

[RogueWriter]

lol, funny.

Kids can say the darndest things, that's why I laughed at that joke. A relative's young son, at share time in school announced proudly that his mother wears purple thongs... The teacher, who happened to be a friend of theirs, had to call and mention to the parents that their son 'shared' that info with the class.

 

[Michelle]

Lol funny :yell:

 

[dgridley]

My younger brother took tampons into school for Show and Tell, told the class they were "firecrackers".. true story!

lol, funny.

Kids can say the darndest things, that's why I laughed at that joke. A relative's young son, at share time in school announced proudly that his mother wears purple thongs... The teacher, who happened to be a friend of theirs, had to call and mention to the parents that their son 'shared' that info with the class.

 

[Phoebe_]

lol.. the reason why I love kids so much :D

 

[htmlindex]

:lol: That's hilarious!

 

[weblord]

the little boy can recollect everything that happened, enough said and the teacher was informed.

She Missed Her Period! A kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out something exciting and relate it to the class the next day. When the time came to present what they'd found, the first little boy called upon walked up to the front of the class, and with a piece of chalk, made a small white dot on the blackboard and sat back down. Puzzled the teacher asked him just what it was. "It's a period," said the little boy. "Well, I can see that," she said, "but what is so exciting about a period?" "Darned if I know," said the little boy, "But this morning my sister was missing one, Daddy had a heart attack, Mommy fainted and the man next door shot himself."

 

[holyroller]

Kids can get you into all sorts of trouble with things they say.

When my wife was pregnant with our third child she fell down the stairs. A friend came round later and jokingly said to my wife that I had pushed her down the stairs. What we didn't realise was our eldest daughter, who was about 4 at the time, was listening. During a hospital appointment the following day, my daughter then proudly annonuced that I had pushed mummy down the stairs. After that I wasn't allowed to see my wife on my own and they wanted my wife to stay in overnight just to be on the safe side.

Its funny now, but at the time it was very stressful for me (My wife just found it hilarious)

 

[kev]

My uncle took an unexploded World War 2 bomb into school back in the 70s when he was about 11! He found it down by the railway and kept it under his bed for 3 months! he even played with it with his pals :hehe:

When he took it into school, the school was evacuated and the bomb disposal unit was called to explode it! not a family party goes by without a mention of this story...

:lol:

 

[Meongtae]

i thought more jokes would follow the first joke. but the stories are pretty good too...lol

 

[James]

Kids can get you into all sorts of trouble with things they say.

When my wife was pregnant with our third child she fell down the stairs. A friend came round later and jokingly said to my wife that I had pushed her down the stairs. What we didn't realise was our eldest daughter, who was about 4 at the time, was listening. During a hospital appointment the following day, my daughter then proudly annonuced that I had pushed mummy down the stairs. After that I wasn't allowed to see my wife on my own and they wanted my wife to stay in overnight just to be on the safe side.

Its funny now, but at the time it was very stressful for me (My wife just found it hilarious)

Nice story :lol:

What about the alcohol one with your daughter? :p

 

[CoolGuy]

Hilarious stuff. Kids truly say the darnest things.

 

[holyroller]

Nice story :lol:

What about the alcohol one with your daughter? :p

Which one was that?

One of my kids had to draw a picture of her family for school. At the weekend my wife had one too many drinks and was wearing her French Connection T-shirt which has F.C.U.K on the front. The picture my daughter drew showed my wife holding a bottle of wine and wearing the French connection t-shirt, unfortunately she put the C and the U the wrong way round.

 

[networkmsia]

My uncle took an unexploded World War 2 bomb into school back in the 70s when he was about 11! He found it down by the railway and kept it under his bed for 3 months! he even played with it with his pals :hehe:

When he took it into school, the school was evacuated and the bomb disposal unit was called to explode it! not a family party goes by without a mention of this story...

:lol:

WOW!