N swearing please!

[redhippo]

Little Margie usually slept through class.
One day her teacher, a nun, called on her while she was napping,
"Tell me, Margie, who created the universe?"
When Margie didn't stir, little Johnny, an altruistic boy seated in
the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear.
"God Almighty!", shouted Margie.
The nun said, "Very good", and Margie fell back asleep.

A little while later the nun asked Margie, "Who is our Lord and Savior?"
But Margie didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, little Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her with the pin again.
"Jesus Christ!",shouted Margie.
The nun said, "Very good" and Margie fell back asleep.

Then the nun asked Margie a third question.
"What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?"
Again Margie didn't stir and Johnny came to the rescue.
This time Margie jumped up and shouted, "If you stick that **** thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!"

The nun fainted.

 

[redhippo]

sorry

test :wave:

 

[Qwert]

Lol

 

[Jokez Guy]

Yoo LOL ahahhah Thats Funny!!

 

[Mr. Websites]

I heard a similar version of this joke before:

A wife insisted that her husband accompany her to church every Sunday. But for him it was an ordeal and he always had difficulty staying awake. She was aware of this and so one week she took along a hat pin with which to poke him every time he fell asleep.

Five minutes into the service, just as the husband was dozing off, the preacher asked, "Who created the Universe?" The wife poked her husband with the hat pin and he yelled loudly, "My God!"

A few minutes later, the husband's eyes were shutting again just as the preacher asked the flock, "And who died on the cross for you?" The wife gave a sharp poke with the hat pin and the husband shouted, "Jesus Christ!"

Shortly afterwards the husband was asleep once more. The wife poked him with the hat pin just as the preacher asked, "And what did Eve say to Adam the second time she was pregnant?" The husband woke with a start, jumped to his feet and yelled, "By God, if you poke me with that thing one more time, I'm going to break it."

:lol:

 

[True_Snake]

:lol:

Thats funny.

Thanks for sharing it RedHippo!


True_Snake

 

[Jokez Guy]

I heard a similar version of this joke before:



:lol:

LOL that whats pretty funny, too, they both basically da same.. LOL

 

[bensontwenty]

rxcellent joke hippo - gave me a right good laugh.

thanks