Little Johnny

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Little Margie usually slept through class.
One day her teacher, a nun, called on her while she was napping,
"Tell me, Margie, who created the universe?"
When Margie didn't stir, little Johnny, an altruistic boy seated in
the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear.
"God Almighty!", shouted Margie.
The nun said, "Very good", and Margie fell back asleep.

A little while later the nun asked Margie, "Who is our Lord and Savior?"
But Margie didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, little Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her with the pin again.
"Jesus Christ!",shouted Margie.
The nun said, "Very good" and Margie fell back asleep.

Then the nun asked Margie a third question.
"What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?"
Again Margie didn't stir and Johnny came to the rescue.
This time Margie jumped up and shouted, "If you stick that **** thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!"

The nun fainted. :hehe: :lol:

 

[Crusader]

LMAO! I love the Little Johnny Jokes.

Little Johnny's teacher asks him in school one day, "Johnny, if three crows are sitting on a wire and you shoot one of them, how many are left?"
Little Johnny replies, "Zero."
The teacher says, "No, there would be two. But why do you say zero?"
Little Johnny answers, "Because the other two would fly away."
His teacher says, "I like the way you think."
Ten minutes later, Little Johnny comes up to the teacher and says, "Three ladies are eating an ice cream cone. One's licking it, one's sucking it, and the last is biting it. Which one is the married one?"
The teachers says, "Well...uh...the one sucking it."
Little Johnny says, "No, the one with a wedding ring. But I like the way you think."