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Little Johnny's at it again.....

A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, 'Everyone who thinks they're stupid, stand up!'

After a few seconds, Little Johnny stood up. The teacher said, 'Do you think you're stupid, Little Johnny?'

'No, ma'am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!'
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[Phoebe_]

lol that made me chuckle!!:D

 

[bojianh]

what do you get when you cross a fish and an elephant?



Swimming trunks!

 

[SeanPreston]

lol....

Q: What do you call four bull fighters in quicksand?

A: Quatro sinko.

 

[mdamin76]

When you've been married too long:


Three women -- one engaged, one married and one a mistress --- are chatting
about their relationships and decided to amaze their men. All three buy
black leather bras, stiletto heels, and masks for their eyes.
After a few days, they meet over lunch to compare notes.


The engaged women says:


The other night when my boyfriend came over, he found me in the black
leather bodice, tall stilettos, and a mask. He said, "you are the woman of
my life. I love you". Then we made love all night long.


The mistress says:


I met my lover at his office and I was wearing the leather bodice, heels,
mask over my eyes and a raincoat. When I opened the raincoat, he didn't say
a word -- but we had wild sex all night.


The married woman says:


I sent the kids to my mother's house all excited about having alone time
with my husband. Had the lights dim, candles going, I was wearing the
leather bodice, black stockings, stilettos heels and a mask over my eyes.
As soon as he came to the door and saw me and said,
"What's for dinner, BATMAN!

 

[bojianh]

Which animal should you never play with poker with? Cheetah




(cheater) erm...

Confucius Says...
Man who want pretty nurse must be patient
Wise men don't play leapfrog with unicorn