ROTFL!!! Hilarious Spam!

[Ixix]

Spam is sometimes funny... i've noticed i'm getting a kind of 'new generation' spam, where the real names are added to the from column....

Now, I normaly don't read spam, but by accident i opened up the following spam message for a weight loss pill (i think that's what it's supposed to be)..i've added the bold:

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Name: Priscilla Connely
Subject: BE like a normal MAN

My name is Priscilla Connelly and I am 27 years old. I currently
weigh 177 lbs thanks to the help of HOODIA. I was a long
time ephedra user and was suffering from major with drawl
when it was taken off the market. My symptoms were horrible
and I had heavy depression and fatigue when I stopped using
it. Nothing was helping me and I gained my weight back
(despite working hard at the gym) til I was up to 219 lbs
and 20% body fat. At that time my girlfriend of 4 years had
left me and I was having severe mental issues and my confidence
was zero.

Priscilla - Currently 177 lbs

Order online securely from our website: blahblahblah

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I'm not sure what kind of weightloss pill this is supposed to be, but i'm thinking 'Priscilla's' problem might be hormonal, not weight related :hehe:
lol!

 

[CrazyTech]

I just got that one today but it was from "Cory Davis."

 

[yoink78]

Ya, spam is weird, annoying, and it doesn't make sense. I keep getting messages urging me to attend mettings for companies that I've never heard of and probably don't exist...

 

[CrazyTech]

I get the enlarge certain body parts emails all the time - some of the stuff I get is very borderline.

 

[_FLIP_]

lol, thats pretty funny

 

[Andromeda]

yay.. whatta a spam! :hehe:

 

[sdtrader]

"Be like a normal man."
That is the subject on the e-mail.I sure hope Priscilla manages to acheive her goals.I have a hard time believing any drug will make her "like normal" much less a man.

 

[gchick]

lol....i got a lot of those weird spams too. almost like 10 a day...

 

[yoink78]

The scary thing is that I keep getting spoofed fake emails telling me to confirm my paypal account, and other ones telling me to download Norton Internet Security 2006 Full Version for free. I don't know how they got my email address, or what's wrong with these people, but it's hilarious how pathedicly done emails are, and that they think that I'll actually believe them. lol

 

[wildbest]

... i've noticed i'm getting a kind of 'new generation' spam...

Unfortunately, this is correct but not only because there are real names. Actually, there are many new feature. I don't think a serious company will market their products through spamming email campaigns for it is totally counterproductive.

 

[srijit]

will this "make" her a man? :D

 

[yoink78]

I also love tohse ones like "I am a prince from Africa. I need you to unlock my fortune by giving me $5000 which I depseratley need to unlock it. In return, you can keep 10% of the $20 million fortune. My dear friend and saviour, send the check to blah blah blah..." Just hilarious, how stupid do they think people are?

 

[def1]

i keep getting spam from diff countries like nigeria about they want to send me like 1,000,000 dollars