Once upon a time ...

[Rudy]

Ok everyone,
This may be stupid. Or it could turn into one of NP's longest threads. I guess I'll know in a couple of days.

This idea was just literally sparked by reading some "fairy-tale" thread.

Anyway, the idea is this: We write a story. I write the first 2 sentences. Then someone else comes along and writes another 2. And so on.

Rules:
1) The continuation of the story must be ONLY 2 sentences. No more, no less.
2) For pete's sake, don't devise a means to advertise your company or anything while doing it (in other words, follow NamePros rules).
3) Keep it going. There can be NO ending.

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Once upon a time, there was a man who lived alone in the wilderness. His name was Dan.

 

[Rudy]

He hired someone to advise him what to do, resulting in what has already been stated - buying a computer and internet connection. However, seeing that he lived in the woods all his life, Dan had not a clue what to do with it, and furthermore, he had no place to do - he didn't even own a house!

 

[OttoYiu]

So he decided after all to go back in to the peanut industry and beg the boss to give him the job back. The boss denied him so Dan, being in the woods for such a long time built up enormous strength that can lift up an whole elephant, he killed his boss and took over the whole factory.

 

[Andromeda]

Then mass media came running after him.. He managed to hide under the sewers and there he finds something really valuable to him.. plane tickets to bahamas

 

[MissFlora]

Not knowing these are plane tickets (and of course being illiterate), he begins tearing and eating up his tickets! "OMG, It taste way better than peanuts!" said Dan. He then wandered around the factory, looking for more "tickets" to eat till he suddenly saw...

 

[OttoYiu]

A sign with a house on it and a picture of a ticket that he just ate. Noticing that he could get a house by giving a ticket, he tried to barf it back out...

 

[OttoYiu]

He suddenly had to go poo poo and found out that the ticket was perfectly fine in a pile of hot brown substance. He used a public phone and phoned the phone no. for the agent to come...