I suppose it's the fact that I'm so cheap that keeps me from regging my domain names at Namecheap.com. I drive a cheap car, I eat cheap meals, I drink cheap whiskey...it seems that "cheap" is a common theme across my life. Perhaps out of spite there are a few items in my life that I don't want to be so cheap. Like guitar strings, weed, and you guessed it: domain names.
The first two are pretty obvious, because why have a guitar worth twice as much as your car if you're not going to put good strings on it? And why escape from reality if you're just going to take a stroll around the corner?
I say, go to outer space. It's nice this time of year.
But why insist on domain names of higher quality than the trash you see on the Information Super Highway every day, on your commute to godaddy, then over to Namepros, and then off into the red light district?
I'll tell you why. Because domain names aren't just combinations of 1s and 0s held together inside a network of computers. Domains aren't just mere concepts. Domains don't just represent plots of land on the moon, where someday you'll have a house lined with lead, lest cosmic rays perforate the walls and cause you to grow a second tongue.
The reason: because domains are dreams, god damn it! And god bless a forum that allows us to use combinations of words that would have gotten our asses stoned--literally, rocks thrown at us until we were dead--round about the time Noah was building a big ass boat and getting ready to load two of each kind on it (including spitting cobras and mosquitoes).
Domains are dreams. And that's why you should reg nameinexpensive.com (it's available) and start a company that sells inexpensive domain names, not cheap ones.
Because domains are dreams, bygollygeewhiteger. Don't buy cheap dreams! Buy inexpensive dreams. There's a difference!
The first two are pretty obvious, because why have a guitar worth twice as much as your car if you're not going to put good strings on it? And why escape from reality if you're just going to take a stroll around the corner?
I say, go to outer space. It's nice this time of year.
But why insist on domain names of higher quality than the trash you see on the Information Super Highway every day, on your commute to godaddy, then over to Namepros, and then off into the red light district?
I'll tell you why. Because domain names aren't just combinations of 1s and 0s held together inside a network of computers. Domains aren't just mere concepts. Domains don't just represent plots of land on the moon, where someday you'll have a house lined with lead, lest cosmic rays perforate the walls and cause you to grow a second tongue.
The reason: because domains are dreams, god damn it! And god bless a forum that allows us to use combinations of words that would have gotten our asses stoned--literally, rocks thrown at us until we were dead--round about the time Noah was building a big ass boat and getting ready to load two of each kind on it (including spitting cobras and mosquitoes).
Domains are dreams. And that's why you should reg nameinexpensive.com (it's available) and start a company that sells inexpensive domain names, not cheap ones.
Because domains are dreams, bygollygeewhiteger. Don't buy cheap dreams! Buy inexpensive dreams. There's a difference!
