My One Year Anniversary on NamePros!

[WebForging]

December 29th, 2004 was my first day on NamePros and I registered on the 30th. To celebrate a year here I want to wish everyone at this extra-fine online community the best, and to tell you what I think of this place.

NamePros is really something special.

The staff is extraordinary and extremely involved. The staff here at NamePros ~ they talk the talk and walk the walk, and they do it extremely well.

The forum itself is the absolute best example of a forum. Intuitive, well-organized, with features galore that enhance the experience and never bog it down. And NP$ ~ wow! The currency of this board is a big part of the lifeblood of the commerce that goes on here...it's all just too cool for school!

Finally, the members are what make it all happen here, fostered by the staff's guidance and the foundation of the forum itself. I get such a kick out of meeting youngsters and oldsters from Wisconsin and around the world here. People with all kinds of skills and all kinds of goodwill in their communications and dealings with other members.

Two things I'd like to ask of you for my one year anniversary here (which falls on my birthday by the way):

- Go out and recruit another member so the NamePros community is well over 25,000 strong starting the New Year!

and

- Share a joke (and I get to use the jokes somewhere) and/or share a wish for the New Year ~ for this community or for all communities ~ in this thread.

Peace & a Happy, Healthy and Prosperous New Year everyone!

Regards,
Keith

 

[mejcdj]

Congrats

Happy Anniversary and Happy Birthday!

Mejcdj

 

[PulpFiction]

Congrats!

Heres a few Christmas jokes, as it sort of is the time of the year (they are quite Cheesy);

What did Adam say on the day before Christmas ?
It's Christmas, Eve !

How do you make an idiot laugh on boxing day ?
Tell him a joke on Christmas Eve !

What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month ?
The letter "D" !

What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney ?
Santa Claustrophobia !

What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve ?
Black mail !

Who delievers cat's Christmas presents ?
Santa Paws !

Why does Father Christmas go down the chimney ?
Because it soots him !

Who delievers elephants's Christmas presents?
Elephanta Claus !

How many chimney does Father Christmas go down ?
Stacks !

Why is Santa like a bear on Christmas Eve ?
Because he's Sooty !

 

[monkeyhead]

Although I'm fairly new here, just like to thank you for your kind gesture of donating some np$ dollars to poor old me. I'd just like to thank you for it and wish you all the best You are obviously a credit to the site
I'll hopefully see you around!
Matt Seymour

 

[cgjackson2001]

Congrats Kieth, hope you stick around for a lot more years, i've got 2 more months then it's mine.

 

[Axios]

congrats on 1 year here hope you stay alot longer too, and i hope i stay for alot of years too, happy new year too

 

[PolurNET]

Congrats Keith, and wish you and your family as well as fellow NPers the best for the upcoming New Year!

My wish: a peaceful, enjoyable, interesting and prosperous year as always :tu:

 

[rumman]

Congratulations on your one year, WebForging. I hope I can make one year here too. :hehe:

 

[ricberw]

Happy... well... EVERYTHING!

Here's a few jokes (old, sorta dumb, but they work):

1. How can you put an elephant into a refridgerator?

A: Open the door, put the elephant in, close the door.

2. How can you put a giraffe into a refridgerator?

A: Open the door, take the elephant out, close the door.

3. The king of the lions is having a party and every animal (not including humans) is there. You, being a human, want to check out the fun, so you start walking towards the party. Coming to a river, you notice that the party is on the other side. You have three choices. Go through the river where there might be alligators which would maul you, go across the bridge that is at the top of a mountain next to you and looks like it is about to fall, or forget about the party and go home. Which do you choose?

A. If you chose 'go through the river where there might be alligators to maul you', you have an IQ level which is better than mine. The alligators are at the party... Idiot...

4. How do you put a piece of pie into a refridgerator?

A. You open the door, notice that the giraffe is gone, put the pie in, and close the door.

Aren't these some of the most pointless jokes you've read in a while?

-Rick

 

[TLDnetworks]

You've got a lot of posts in a year!

From my 5yr old son;
Why didn't the hotdog star in the movies?
The rolls weren't good enough!

All the best for 2006!

 

[Coolprogram]

Okay here's a joke not really good though... Some guy walks into a bar and says oww. LOL Oh and happy new year to all and to all something something something they want.
-Coolprogram

 

[dcgiants]

Congrats WebForging! For my first post I wanted to say Happy New Year and thanks for the NP$!!!

DC

 

[ethayne]

Thank you and Happy Anniversary and Birthday!!!

Giving sad news to a troop
The Captain called the Sergeant in. "Sarge, I just got a telegram that Private Jones' mother died yesterday. Better go tell him and send him in to see me."

So the Sergeant calls for his morning formation and lines up all the troops. "Listen up, men," says the Sergeant. "Johnson, report to the mess hall for KP. Smith, report to Personnel to sign some papers. The rest of you men report to the Motor Pool for maintenance. Oh by the way, Jones, your mother died, report to the commander."

Later that day the Captain called the Sergeant into his office. "Hey, Sarge, that was a pretty cold way to inform Jones his mother died. Couldn't you be a bit more tactful, next time?"

"Yes, sir," answered the Sarge.

A few months later, the Captain called the Sergeant in again with, "Sarge, I just got a telegram that Private McGrath's mother died. You'd better go tell him and send him in to see me. This time be more tactful."

So the Sergeant calls for his morning formation. "Ok, men, fall in and listen up." "Everybody with a mother, take two steps forward." "Not so fast, McGrath!"

 

[Darkness]

Grats.

 

[mhee]

congrats!

 

[-TV-]

congratulations , and happy birth day , wish you much more luck and good things to happen in your life

Your NP Friend Tv

 

[WebForging]

That's what we want to hear!

Congrats on your One Year Anniversary. Will refer someone right away.

That's what we want to hear!
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Regards,
Keith

 

[worldstar]

Congratulations Keith and happy new year!
I am really busy nowadays so I spend less time here and webloggers! But I really want to have more time to be online and share experiences with all of you!

Wish a prosperous new year for all!

 

[gartrout]

:hi:

I'm sponsoring a free 95 NP domain registration credit to the first person to post in this thread after Keith's dim star turns "bright"! (It will happen sometime today.) Keep an eye out!

I think Keith's star has brightened a bit!

Congrats on the anniversary! This month marked my first full year as well. Plenty of good to say about this site!!!

 

[viciouscircle]

I hope you got a good deal on the 248,820+ NP$

 

[seiya]

Happy Birthday to you!

=)