Grrillas Xmas eve Bash. C'mon In and Meet Sum of my New Frenz

[Grrilla]

mole's -db-s n grrillas Xmas eve-morning Bash. All Welcome! Make Sum New Frenz

Merry Chrismas Eve Everyone! We moved the party over here.

hey gorilla and dibs, when are you guys going to get smashed, Christmas is on us.. Gorilla still has the old swizzle stick he broke from pinnochios nose that we can use to stir up a nice moonshine xmas dosh. :D

hey mole. yer startin tuh luk better n' better as the evnin pergresses. Hey evrun! duzn't mole luk bettter?? hey mole! gitch yer avatar over here so evrywun can see ya!
Pop! Ahhh! The power of suggestion. I've been partying w/ a whole new crowd of drinking buddies that that have been guests at my Xmas fệte. My new friends are dot.Commies, but they're not you're typical dot.Commies- not by a long shot! They don't have any grand allusions about their pedigrees, they mingle well w/ their fellow tld's and they're just loads of fun to hang with. Hey fellows! Come on in, I've got some folks at Name Pros that I'd like you to meet. Make sure to bring along those wooden swizzle sticks I handed out to you back at the party. (Had a bunch of pinocchios to deal w/ this year. I've got a whole collection of sticks. Anybody need one?)


0eye0: I can seeee youuu.
0ono0: Uh... hi evrybody. err...Grrilla. Can I go now?
0opo0: Any peanuts around here?
x0w0x: h00t! h00t! Just take a look at them h00ters!
0owo0: 0hh! w0ah!
0oyo0: Psst... I'll yo-yo for you. Wanna see my yo-yo??
0ozo0: Whew! I'm gettin a little dizzy. That last one really kicked my a~~..
xvVvx: I *AM* the V-ster! But my friends just call me "V", for short.
xeyex: How come it looks like there's two of everything?
x8v8x: Feelin lucky? Poker, anyone? I'll cut and deal.
x8y8x: Strip poker, anyone?
x0o0x: Strip poker? I'm all eyes!
x0x0x: Did I hear someone say something about moonshine?
xbvdx: Hmmph! How did I get stuck w/these clowns?
0qp0: Sniff. Anyone got a hanky?

Hey guys! Maybe we should move the party. Looks like we may have crashed an important meeting they're having here or something.

I'm having a mellow mixture as we speak. Gorilla went to pick up the stripper.

Hey, as of 2 minutes ago, it's now Christmas Eve here.

:kickass:

I stull gut 45 munuts tu goo. Yay!

Wow!! I juz luf evry'won. u guyz n' gurlz are jes thuh greaatesttt!

 

[-db-]

I juz luf evry'won. u guyz n' gurlz are jes thuh greaatesttt!

Aw man, that's sweet. :hearts:

You Freak! :lol:

Merry eve of the Christmas.

 

[Grrilla]

Warez that mole? That beard he grew really works wonders for him.

 

[Eric]

Umm, yeah.... :tri: Merry Xmas Eve

 

[mole]

yoohooo000.. ~get them ta swizzle sticks out la, lets do a bongo on that stripper's a~~

 

[Grrilla]

'scuse me. I'm doin a quick search on the net lookin 2c if there be some visual goodies that I could throw up on a link - something soft... but with an edge- you know wot ib talkin 'bout. :p Here's yer swizzles. Lrt's see... one fer mole and one fer -db-. you'll have to fight over who get's the uhh.. Memorial one.

OK Here's the first one. Warning! Contains Adult Content!
Adult Santa
Santa, you dirty old man!
Where is that right hand of your's sneaking to??

 

[mole]

show the boobs, show the boobs!

 

[Grrilla]

show the boobs, show the boobs!

I'm workin on it. I'm workin on it.
Santas Helper

In the meantime, an educational thumbnail about the origing of the modern day *Santa Claus* http://cartoons.osu.edu/nast/santa_camp.htm

A Name Generator w/ a Twist:
Santas Helper Name Generator

Ways to Annoy Santa Claus​

Instead of milk and cookies, leave him a salad, and a note explaining that you think he could stand to lose a few pounds.
While he's in the house, go find his sleigh and write him a speeding ticket.
Leave him a note, explaining that you've gone away for the holidays. Ask if he would mind watering your plants.
Build an army of mean-looking snowmen on the roof, holding signs that say "We hate Christmas," and "Go away Santa."
Leave a note by the telephone, telling Santa that Mrs. Claus called and wanted to remind him to pick up some milk and a loaf of bread on his way home.
Throw a surprise party for Santa when he comes down the chimney. Refuse to let him leave until the strippers arrive.
While he's in the house, find the sleigh and sit in it. As soon as he comes back and sees you, tell him that he shouldn't have missed that last payment, and take off.
Leave a plate filled with cookies and a glass of milk out, with a note that says, "For The Tooth Fairy. " Leave another plate out with half a stale cookie and a few drops of skim milk in a dirty glass with a note that says, "For Santa. "
Take everything out of your house as if it's just been robbed. When Santa arrives, show up dressed like a policeman and say, "Well, well. They always return to the scene of the crime."
While he's in the house, cover the top of the chimney with barbed wire.
Leave out a Santa suit, with a dry-cleaning bill.
Paint "hoof-prints" all over your face and clothes. While he's in the house, go out on the roof. When he comes back up, act like you've been "trampled." Threaten to sue.
Leave lots of hunting trophies and guns out where Santa's sure to see them. Go outside, yell, "Ooh! Look! A deer! And he's got a red nose!" and fire a gun.

 

[-db-]

Hehe!

Well, I've got something funny to post, but it's a bit odd and possibly offensive to some, so I can't do it.

It's funny though.

 

[Grrilla]

Whew! Help Make Our Bash a Success!
Post Your Christmas & Santa Claus Links Here.​

Ooops. Edit Button-Quote Button gotta remember that...

Hehe!

Well, I've got something funny to post, but it's a bit odd and possibly offensive to some, so I can't do it.

It's funny though.

Ahh c'mon, c'mon! You could always cover it with a disclaimer...

 

[Kenny]

I got here latse cuzzz mi car ish drunk...

>>>>> Hot Show <<<<<
Check this out... just open dont save and turn on the speakers

HEY MIKE!!! I waana stick of pinokeeos knose

Hey Mole...I ever tell you I think your about a cool as they come...
no BS from the Mole, ever... and always on topic and with pointed barbs where they belong, or directions to the answers to the questions worth answering. Just wanted to say that. And not cuz of Michaels secret bottle stashed in the,,,ooops, hehe,,, almost said fridge,,, then it wouldnt be a secret no mo.
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Looks like the porch puppys have give up....

 

[-db-]

Did you guys see Grrilla edit my post above?

I think he was attempting to attach some type of nasty adult image into my innocent post.

:o

 

[Grrilla]

Whatever could you be talking about?? Ahhh.. Do you mean that little slip of the mouse that I already have taken great pains to mention, (and, quite clearly, I might add), in the above post. Ahh-ha! This must be what you are talking about:

Ooops. Edit Button-Quote Button gotta remember that...

Just say yo! And don't drink and drive, kids.

 

[-db-]

Just say yo! And don't drink and drive, kids.

Indeed. Stay SAFE.

A mind is a terrible thing to taste.

 

[mole]

Breaking news guys!! Damn!!

http://www.wlsquack.com/breakingnews.htm

 

[Mark]

Could you guys hold down the noise over here :yell: - My Christmas Party was Thursday night - The Boss reserved an Oyster Bar and we had an open Bar after 9 PM .....

And why is the chatroom spinning still ?

Oh well - Hair of the Dog that bit ya supposedly helps ... :blink:

 

[mole]

Ahh c'mon, c'mon! You could always cover it with a disclaimer...

Absolutely...Show us those naked elves!! :p

 

[Grrilla]

Breaking news guys!! Damn!!

http://www.wlsquack.com/breakingnews.htm

:santa:

Hey mole. You still there? This one is 'specially for you.Pinnochio's Lesson

 

[mole]

Hey la, santa found us our stripper finally :p

http://www.wlsquack.com/swizzlestick.htm