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The Great Domains Staff
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Dear Jorge [Loser]:
Thank you for your interest in listing rccars.us [worstnameever.us] with Great Domains [the best website on the www], a
place where you will find premium domain names [unlike yours] for sale.
After carefully reviewing [tossing aside] your request against our selection criteria, we have
determined that your domain name is well suited for sale through the auction
provider Afternic [not suited for our great site, idiot]. Using the auction may allow you greater pricing
flexibility and a faster transaction [but you should probably just let the name drop]. The link below provides information on
listing your domain name for auction, and additional services you can utilize
gain value from you [your] domain [such as getting a refund from your registrar].
http://www.greatdomains.com/alternativesale.html
Thank you again for your interest in listing your domain name with Great
Domains [thanks for wasting our time]. We hope you keep us in mind for any listings you might want to make
in the future [so that we can send you another one of these rejection letters].
[un]Sincerely,
The Great Domains Staff
***PLEASE DO NOT REPLY TO THIS EMAIL*** [seriously, please]








