LOL that is too funny and too real.
I had a phone call for the past three weeks after we got with Cox Cable. They would call three to five times a day while we are at work then up till 10pm at night. I said nicely to the lady the first time I do not want any services because I am home one day a week and this service is useless to me and you are making sure of that by your phone call.
She was like: Do you have kids
I am like: I am home one day a week that would not be nice to them if I had them
She was like: are you married they have great cooking channels on our packages
I am like: Listen here woman, my wife is not from the 20's I do the cooking and do not insult my wife that way.
She was like: Do you watch sports
I am like: Listen here woman, I am home one day a week. Now let me ask you a question
She was like: sure what can I do for you
I am like: What is your CC number, starting with Full name on the card, type of card, credit card number, and exp date. After I get that I will bill you for an hour of my services which is around 150/hour sounds good?
She was like: no I can't do that
I am like: better get off the phone now and do not call back, get me off your insulting list
LOL
A guy called at 10pm that night and I just laid right into him... he was like let me transfer you to another dept to get you off the list. He transfered me but it went to a recording our offices are closed please call back again LOL that little sh!t hahahah
-Nick- said:
Yes I get all those accents.
Where people ask me "Which credit card am I using?"
So I ask "Why?"
She says "Their company is offering me a new credit card"
So I again ask "Why?"
She says "Don't I want a new platinum card that is usable in this many stores etc"
So I ask "Why would I want one?"
She says "It is very nice and there are no charges and this and that"
So I ask "Why it is so? Why there are no charges. Why is your company so happy with me?"
I keep on asking questions "where did you got my number from?", "Oh so what is your name?", "Hummm do you study? Or is this your part-time job?", "Yes which company did you said?", "What was your name again?"
This used to be in past :D But not free nowadays. I am overworked. So phonebook formula :D