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Funny replies by possible end-users

Labeled as discuss in General Domain Discussion, started by kite26, Dec 12, 2015

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  1. kite26

    kite26 Fearless Bird VIP

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    As we know, many domainers send emails to promote their names to the buyers. Do you have any funny replies by them? Don't post names or addresses, only the messages!
     
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  2. thekiller

    thekiller Top Contributor VIP

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    I wrote in the mail that its a very good domain in certain category and I got reply:

    If it is a very good domain, why don't you use it?
     
  3. BlackFriday

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  4. kite26

    kite26 Fearless Bird VIP

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    Hahahaha!!
     
  5. Jawed

    Jawed Senior Member VIP Trusted Contest Holder ★★★★★★★★★★

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    Reply:

    “Grow up and find a better job.”
     
  6. thekiller

    thekiller Top Contributor VIP

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    It seems that you end up in reseller's inbox?
     
  7. kite26

    kite26 Fearless Bird VIP

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    I would reply ''It's not my job, it's my passion sir!''
     
  8. Priyank

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  9. Priyank

    Priyank Established Member

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    I reply make offer for the domain
    And again he reply "thanks "
     
  10. Dominium

    Dominium Top Contributor VIP

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    Lmao you're trippin'. The domain [cvcv].com is worth $5 LOL
     
  11. kite26

    kite26 Fearless Bird VIP

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    I remember one that make me feel scared: ''You are a spammer, i will chase you to the end of the world!'' (in greek)
     
  12. silgro12

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    "I will give you 2,50$ and my autograph"
     
  13. DOMAIN ILLUMINATI

    DOMAIN ILLUMINATI Owner of ▲ the most expensive domain of all time. VIP Gold Account

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    ''It's a good domain but I have no internet.''
    Got it via email :laugh: haha
    I knew he actually meant '...no money' but it seemed that he didn't want to say it.
     
    Last edited: Dec 12, 2015
  14. Bannen

    Bannen Don't say Huh? too much; pretend you understand. VIP ★★★★★★★★★★

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    "That's a ripoff! I wouldn't pay more than $100 for this! Tell your seller he's out to lunch!"

    - A reply from someone when I was emailing/brokering for a 7-figure domain, which I won't name here. So many people, even big business owners, still don't understand that there is an actual domain trade out there and that premium category-killer dot com's can market value in the six and seven figures or more. I get these kinds of replies almost every day that I send out emails for premiums. But this reply was especially entertaining. I did in fact tell my seller that he was out to lunch, but he still wouldn't take the $100 offer.
     
  15. TopShelf Domains

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    I don’t need it. But you can buy my company and have everything.
     
  16. tomcarl

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    "Wow! $3K for a cutesy domain. I just wanted to use it as a gag site to share with friends. How about this, I'll offer you $1K, my next child (I have too many already), and a case of your favorite microbrew."
     
  17. kite26

    kite26 Fearless Bird VIP

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    Never insult a ''unusual'' buyer. Be calm. You never know. Some positive replies come after days or weeks.
     
  18. garptrader

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    I once marketed a relevant two-word .COM in the game sector. Response....

    F%$! Off!
     
  19. garptrader

    garptrader Top Contributor VIP ★★★★★★★★★★

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    I once marketed a brandable .COM to a local magazine asking if they would be interested without stating a price. They said yes. I responded with a low $XXX price which they stated was way too expensive. I wonder how much their advertising rates are for a one-page ad? Probably more than that.
     
  20. gdndd

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    I got this guy from France ... Very Wierd. He sent me an email asking for a price .... I said that I was open to offers if He was interested, he said: "No, i really dislike your kind of activities, i can’t call this business."

    I replied: "Hum, ok ... Why did you ask then ? Are you having problem with people making money ?"

    He said: "You already know that your job not something that you can be proud of.
    I don’t have any problem with earning money, i have a problem with parasitism of the people that really work and produce something."
     
  21. kite26

    kite26 Fearless Bird VIP

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    Really, it's so difficult just to say ''No, thanks?''
     
  22. 1NiteStand

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    There was an article by will and omar (IIRC) about how to take these responses with a grain of salt because they are valid potential end-users :)

    Funniest I had was "It's just a domain name get a real job"
     
  23. NetworkPearl

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    HAHA best
     
  24. wormfood

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    I haven't had any funny ones yet...just a couple rude ones that might be too inappropriate to post.
    Have you ever had an end user say something like "But you just registered that. Are you crazy" when selling a hand-regged domain? Or expect to buy at a lower price because they've proved to you that they know you just regged it?
    I have a lot of hand-regs..and I'm always expecting this to happen, since I would think there has to be at least one person who I contacted that knows about the whois history and has checked it. Maybe they have thought it but never said it in reply.
     
  25. Abdullah Abdullah

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    So far this one wins the prize. Very funny.
     

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