discuss Funny replies by possible end-users

[kite26]

As we know, many domainers send emails to promote their names to the buyers. Do you have any funny replies by them? Don't post names or addresses, only the messages!

 

[thekiller]

I wrote in the mail that its a very good domain in certain category and I got reply:

If it is a very good domain, why don't you use it?

 

[BlackFriday]

reply:

Go to fish..

 

[kite26]

reply:

Go to fish..

Hahahaha!!

 

[Jawed]

Reply:

“Grow up and find a better job.”

 

[thekiller]

Reply:

“Grow up and find a better job.”

It seems that you end up in reseller's inbox?

 

[kite26]

Reply:

“Grow up and find a better job.”

I would reply ''It's not my job, it's my passion sir!''

 

[Priyank]

Thanks

 

[Priyank]

I reply make offer for the domain
And again he reply "thanks "

 

[Dominium]

Lmao you're trippin'. The domain [cvcv].com is worth $5 LOL

 

[kite26]

I remember one that make me feel scared: ''You are a spammer, i will chase you to the end of the world!'' (in greek)

 

[silgro12]

"I will give you 2,50$ and my autograph"

 

[DOMAIN ILLUMINATI]

''It's a good domain but I have no internet.''
Got it via email haha
I knew he actually meant '...no money' but it seemed that he didn't want to say it.

 

[Bannen]

"That's a ripoff! I wouldn't pay more than $100 for this! Tell your seller he's out to lunch!"

- A reply from someone when I was emailing/brokering for a 7-figure domain, which I won't name here. So many people, even big business owners, still don't understand that there is an actual domain trade out there and that premium category-killer dot com's can market value in the six and seven figures or more. I get these kinds of replies almost every day that I send out emails for premiums. But this reply was especially entertaining. I did in fact tell my seller that he was out to lunch, but he still wouldn't take the $100 offer.

 

[TopShelf Domains]

I don’t need it. But you can buy my company and have everything.

 

[tomcarl]

"Wow! $3K for a cutesy domain. I just wanted to use it as a gag site to share with friends. How about this, I'll offer you $1K, my next child (I have too many already), and a case of your favorite microbrew."

 

[kite26]

Never insult a ''unusual'' buyer. Be calm. You never know. Some positive replies come after days or weeks.

 

[garptrader]

I once marketed a relevant two-word .COM in the game sector. Response....

F%$! Off!

 

[garptrader]

I once marketed a brandable .COM to a local magazine asking if they would be interested without stating a price. They said yes. I responded with a low $XXX price which they stated was way too expensive. I wonder how much their advertising rates are for a one-page ad? Probably more than that.

 

[gdndd]

I got this guy from France ... Very Wierd. He sent me an email asking for a price .... I said that I was open to offers if He was interested, he said: "No, i really dislike your kind of activities, i can’t call this business."

I replied: "Hum, ok ... Why did you ask then ? Are you having problem with people making money ?"

He said: "You already know that your job not something that you can be proud of.
I don’t have any problem with earning money, i have a problem with parasitism of the people that really work and produce something."