humor Finally a Millionaire (from domains)

[Sandro.Agency]

Hey fellow domainers,

I hope you’re all sitting down for this because I’ve got some mind-blowing news. According to the all-seeing, all-knowing Estibot, my humble domain portfolio (part of it only) is now worth over ONE MILLION DOLLARS!

That’s right, folks. All those random word combos and questionable .xyz’s I bought during late-night caffeine binges have apparently turned me into a domain millionaire. I always knew “TrendyPetRock.net” was a goldmine!

Here’s what I’m planning to do with my newfound fortune:
1. Buy a yacht – Because nothing says “successful domainer” like naming your boat “DomainKing.”
2. Purchase a private island – I’ll call it “Estibot Isle” and only allow entry to domains valued over $10K. Sorry, “FluffyBunny.pw,” you’ll have to swim.
3. Invest in crypto – Because what could possibly go wrong combining overvalued domains with the volatile world of cryptocurrency?
4. Hire a butler – To register domains for me while I sip margaritas on my yacht.

I just wanted to share this joyous news and remind everyone that if you haven’t checked your portfolio on Estibot lately, you might be sitting on a treasure trove. Or, you know, a pile of digital Monopoly money. Same difference, right?

Anyway, I’m off to live the high life. See you at the top, domainers!

P.S. If anyone’s interested in buying “HotDogMittens.com” for $50,000, let me know. It’s a steal at that price – Estibot said so!

Moderator's note: hotdogmittens.com is available for registration at time of post; the poster is joking.

 

[VadimK]

It reminded me of an old joke.

The younger son comes to his father and asks:
- Dad, what does "theoretically" and "practically" mean?
- Son, go to your mother and ask her if she would sleep with three men at the same time for a million dollars.
The son comes back:
- Yes, she would.
- Now ask your older sister the same question.
Son: She would too.
- Now ask your older brother the same.
The son returns: He would as well.
- Now look, son. Theoretically, we are millionaires, but practically, we have two whores and a faggot in the house.

 

[alcy]

u need to be reminding all and yourself of one thing only that all appraise tools are worthless useless piece of real stinky shit.

 

[Constantin S]

This has to be one of the funniest threads in a while, I never paid attention to the valuation of my portfolio, now you made me curious

 

[Sandro.Agency]

This has to be one of the funniest threads in a while, I never paid attention to the valuation of my portfolio, now you made me curious

haha I am glad that I made someone laugh :D

 

[BaileyUK]

And before those valuation tools came along. We were all pure dreamers without a pot-to-piss-in. Wonder if anyone has tried to finance a bank loan on a portfolio auto valuation.

We know a few try her on NP

 

[Sandro.Agency]

And before those valuation tools came along. We were all pure dreamers without a pot-to-piss-in. Wonder if anyone has tried to finance a bank loan on a portfolio auto valuation.

We know a few try her on NP

I can so see some of the bros going to the bank and sayin' "Trust me bro, these digital assets are massive"

 

[Mister Funsky]

According to the all-seeing, all-knowing Estibot

A fun relic from the past...I jump through the hoops there every now and then when I want a chuckle.

Thanks for the thread/laughs!

 

[gulf media it]

imagine someone like elon musk or tim cook buys one of ur domain for a billion dollars....

what would u do with those billion dollars....

dont tell me, u will be buying more domains ...

 

[Sandro.Agency]

imagine someone like elon musk or tim cook buys one of ur domain for a billion dollars....

what would u do with those billion dollars....

dont tell me, u will be buying more domains ...

Sam Altman or nothing