Domaining humor...

[greggb]

I come here before all of you in "Domain Name Discussion", rather than "General Domain Discussion", because I still don't know the difference. I apologize if I'm posting in the wrong forum...

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Today is a good day to be a domainer! Can I get an "Amen?"

"Amen!!!" voices resonate from the seating section.

"Can I get a Bmen?"

Crickets fiddle on and on...

So you'll give me an 'Amen', but not a 'Bman'? I see how you are...

The preceding joke may not be funny to you, and that's okay, because it's not funny to me, either. But hey, at least I tried. Because if there's anything this forum needs, it's more jokes. So I dedicate this post to jokes that domainers might find entertaining, either because they pertain to domaining or because they're so damn hilarious that even domainers would laugh at them.

Like...

Why did the domainer cross the road?

Because there was a GoDaddy coupon code on the other side.

Now that was funny!

Rock on, my domaining brothers and sisters and transgenders!

 

[Suraj Soni]

I find your threads humorous, Earlier you posted GoDaddy is for sale then Mafia in Domaining and now this one.

Are you suffering from any Disease ??

 

[greggb]

I find your threads humorous, Earlier you posted GoDaddy is for sale then Mafia in Domaining and now this one.

Are you suffering from any Disease ??

In my culture the "Disease" you're referring to is the making of jokes, with the intent of entertaining other people who have a sense of humor, because it (the sense of humor) wasn't beaten out of them by their Muslim parents.

 

[greggb]

Or their Christian parents. Or their Mormon parents. Or their Catholic parents. The insanity to which their parents subscribed isn't the issue.

 

[Suraj Soni]

Or their Christian parents. Or their Mormon parents. Or their Catholic parents. The insanity to which their parents subscribed isn't the issue.

That's why i said your threads are humorous, I don't understand how religion came into the domaining, BTW i am not Muslim or any of the religion you mention here.

 

[greggb]

Holy crap! You're right. I totally misread your post. And that, my fellow domainers, is why you shouldn't do drugs.

And don't do religion, either. That's even worse than drugs.

 

[Smarttrader]

This thread makes me smile)))))

 

[CJ6]

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