Buy Cocaine on eBay!

[dgridley]

I've been looking all over for this locally and hadn't been able to find any.

If you’ve been having problems buying Cocaine from your local retailer <wink, wink!>, you need look no further than this authorized distributor of the Cocaine energy drink on eBay!

http://www.lookwhatdavefound.com/2007/01/13/cocaine-energy-drink-authorized-distributor-on-ebay/

 

[bobdigital]

Sobe made a drink similar to this called "Power."

 

[dgridley]

I think this has the most caffeine of any current power drink and I think the name alone will make this a collectible down the road. Can't find even a single can locally.

Sobe made a drink similar to this called "Power."

 

[000]

I'm definitely looking into these. Sounds like they could be a fun to hand out at parties! :lol:

 

[dgridley]

I'm buying a case to have around.. Now, if only they'd come out with a Dealer McDope brand, that would be the ultimate!

I'm definitely looking into these. Sounds like they could be a fun to hand out at parties! :lol:

 

[Matthew.]

Ha, my sister brought some of this home from her holidays a couple of months ago. Hers was some type of coffee i think, so maybe not the same thing...the cocaine content was very low though.

edit: Woops, it was weed not coke :hehe:

 

[dgridley]

There's no actual cocaine contained in these drinks.. it's just a brand name.

Ha, my sister brought some of this home from her holidays a couple of months ago. Hers was some type of coffee i think, so maybe not the same thing...the cocaine content was very low though.

edit: Woops, it was weed not coke :hehe:

 

[Matthew.]

There's no actual cocaine contained in these drinks.. it's just a brand name.

And that's why i should have read the whole article :P

I'll get the name of my sisters drink, wonder if it's on ebay :P

 

[Kevin123]

LOL

The "Legal" Alternative

 

[B33R]

There's nothing like cocaine to wake you up in the morning!! (not that I'd know!)


Here's a quote - who said it? Not necessarily relevant by the way, just the first thing I though of
"cocaine's a hell of a drug!"

 

[RegFee]

Here's a quote - who said it? Not necessarily relevant by the way, just the first thing I though of
"cocaine's a hell of a drug!"

Whitney Houston? I dunno, I didn't want to cheat and google it.

 

[dgridley]

Eric Clapton?

There's nothing like cocaine to wake you up in the morning!! (not that I'd know!)


Here's a quote - who said it? Not necessarily relevant by the way, just the first thing I though of
"cocaine's a hell of a drug!"

 

[RegFee]

hehe, I just googled it to check my answer. I was wrong.

Here's the quote I was thinking of from Whitney:

"First of all, let's get one thing straight. Crack is cheap. I make too much for me to ever smoke crack. Let's get that straight, okay? We don't do crack. We don't do that. Crack is whack.""

 

[B33R]

Nope and nope! Chances are you won't know, I've just been watching waaaay too much TV... again.

This drink really needs disclaimers:

This product is in no way associated with cocaine, crack cocaine or the NP member cocaine. Any resemblence is purely coincidental.

 

[jnadel]

B33R:
Hahaha, I'm surprised we're the only ones who have seen this. Tyrone from the Chapelle Show says it.

 

[dgridley]

I'm surprised he can afford to ship a case for just $15. Seems a bit low from my experience.

This drink really needs disclaimers:

This product is in no way associated with cocaine, crack cocaine or the NP member cocaine. Any resemblence is purely coincidental.

 

[eh-stevo]

What does the flavor taste like? May order a 6 pack to try

Stevo

 

[dgridley]

Like most energy drinks, it probably tastes like ****, but haven't been able to try it.. not available in my area.

What does the flavor taste like? May order a 6 pack to try

Stevo

 

[RegFee]

Like most energy drinks, it probably tastes like ****

My wife bought some Lo Carb Monster Energy Drinks. It was probably the closest thing to cat pee I've ever tasted.

 

[Matthew.]

My wife bought some Lo Carb Monster Energy Drinks. It was probably the closest thing to cat pee I've ever tasted.

lol! I like Lucozade and Red Bull, but that's it. Short of that i would tend to agree with Dave.