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NOTE: I wrote this myself as a joke. No offense is intended to CompuXP.
CompuXP (Country)
From Wikipedia, The Content-Free Encyclopedia Of Bullshit
CompuXP is an anglo-germanic country located in southern north Iceland, bordering the planet of Australia and the French territory, Kuwait.
The official languages of CompuXP include, but are not limited to,
English, PHP, 011000100110100101101110011000010111001001111001, and 1337.
CompuXP has a unique system of government. The formal name for this government is Nameprosium. In this system of government, the citizens of CompuXP, all three of them, scrounge around the web for unregistered domain names, buy them, then sell them back to the trademark owners for six hundred times the purchase price.
The official currency of CompuXP is VDN$. While USD, EUR, etc can be converted in to VDN$ for vacations, tourism, etc, their economy prevents the exchange of VDN$ back into USD.
CompuXP's history is fairly brief. Below is a historically accurate (LOL ROFL) timeline for CompuXP.
March 22, 381 B.C.
Rome conquers CompuXP
March 23, 381 B.C.
Greece conquers CompuXP
March 24, 381 B.C.
Rome re-conquerors CompuXP
June 18, 1993
El Presidente of CompuXP, Señor Mateo Holto, is impeached for not liking bread.
October 22, 1995
CompuXP begins use of THE INTER NET!!1
June 25, 2009
CompuXP declares independance from Los Padres Holtes
For other implications, see:
CompuXP (Person) - The Complete History Of The Soviet Union
CompuXP (Toilet Paper) - www.namepros.com
CompuXP (Country) is not to be confused with:
Bananas
Swiss Cheese
Spain
CompuXP (Country)
From Wikipedia, The Content-Free Encyclopedia Of Bullshit
CompuXP is an anglo-germanic country located in southern north Iceland, bordering the planet of Australia and the French territory, Kuwait.
The official languages of CompuXP include, but are not limited to,
English, PHP, 011000100110100101101110011000010111001001111001, and 1337.
CompuXP has a unique system of government. The formal name for this government is Nameprosium. In this system of government, the citizens of CompuXP, all three of them, scrounge around the web for unregistered domain names, buy them, then sell them back to the trademark owners for six hundred times the purchase price.
The official currency of CompuXP is VDN$. While USD, EUR, etc can be converted in to VDN$ for vacations, tourism, etc, their economy prevents the exchange of VDN$ back into USD.
CompuXP's history is fairly brief. Below is a historically accurate (LOL ROFL) timeline for CompuXP.
March 22, 381 B.C.
Rome conquers CompuXP
March 23, 381 B.C.
Greece conquers CompuXP
March 24, 381 B.C.
Rome re-conquerors CompuXP
June 18, 1993
El Presidente of CompuXP, Señor Mateo Holto, is impeached for not liking bread.
October 22, 1995
CompuXP begins use of THE INTER NET!!1
June 25, 2009
CompuXP declares independance from Los Padres Holtes
For other implications, see:
CompuXP (Person) - The Complete History Of The Soviet Union
CompuXP (Toilet Paper) - www.namepros.com
CompuXP (Country) is not to be confused with:
Bananas
Swiss Cheese
Spain
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