A Christmas Poem

[Domainace]

'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house,
Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse;

The domains were hung out at Sedo with care,
In hopes that end users soon would be there;

Domainers were nestled all snug in their beds,
While others were drunk and out of their heads,
Halvarez in his hideout, Snapnames betting on
Domainers' attention spans disappearing at dawn

Then, out on the lawn there arose such a clatter,
I sprang from the bed to see what was the matter.

Away to the window I flew like a flash,
Tore open the shutters, and threw up the sash.

The moon on the tops of the palm trees below,
Cast a long shadow on objects below;
When, what to my wondering eyes should appear,
But a Porche 911, and a man with a beer,
Wearing Prada and Gucci, and Patek Philippe,
I knew right away he was a rich little creep;

But I smiled as I saw the name on his hat,
Read "I-pizza International delivers at that!"

At that moment I knew that my wish had come true
The end user had arrived. Yoo-hoo-hoo!
I popped the champagne and savoured the fizz,
I finally unloaded i-pizza.biz!

Merry Christmas!

(I was bored...)

 

[mis_chiff]

I had too...sorry :red:

As I spit up my coffee from reading your tale
I realise it's almost Christmas - All Hail!

Delivery from I-pizza.biz Should arrive soon
Beer and Pie under the full moon

No garbage to waste cause I can't litter...
and now back to the namecheap contest on twitter :p

Happy Holidays :santa:

 

[Jawed]

It was hilarious, guys! Thanks for cheering me up.