10 Zombie Weapons You Already Own

[dgridley]

...in a true zombie outbreak, a widespread pandemic of flesh-eating zombies, that inevitable zombie plague, chances are that you won’t be ready. When zombies arrive, you’ll probably be sitting around at home, doing whatever it is you usually do when you’re sitting around at home. Not thinking about zombies, that’s for sure. To that end I’ve done the legwork. Consult the list, grab a weapon and start killing zombies!

http://www.zombiephiles.com/undead-survivalist/ten-zombie-weapons-found-at-home/

Hehe, neat site! Pesky zombies better stay out of MY neighborhood!

 

[loko123]

lol, personally i don't believe in zombies. but in case of a zombie attack(a real one :P) i could use snow rackets, shovels, picks, knives, stuff from my garage, etc to defend my home.
block the doors and never go to the basement unless no other choice(basement are rat traps).

 

[Barrucadu]

That site is great!

I have a nice metal pole with a hook on the end, used for pulling down the ladder to the attic. I imagine that would be a good weapon, also I have a rolling pin and several large knives.

 

[dgridley]

Sounds like you'd make a great addition to the Citizen Zombie patrol!

I have a nice metal pole with a hook on the end, used for pulling down the latter to the attic. I imagine that would be a good weapon, also I have a rolling pin and several large knives.

 

[nicholas]

I never realized a spatula could be put to such good use. Nevertheless, along with the Zombie Survival Guide, this one is a classic!

 

[bizwiz]

I already have some of those zombie weaponry :D

 

[Barrucadu]

Sounds like you'd make a great addition to the Citizen Zombie patrol!

I'll be sure to alert the world if zombies attack England. Possibly by moaning "Brainssss..." repeatedly.

 

[dgridley]

Recently saw 28 Weeks Later, good zombie flick.

Though I always wondered about the zombie obsession with brains.. certainly they realize there are choicer cuts of meat?

"Hi, my name is Duane and I'll be your waiter tonight"

:bingo: :notme:

I'll be sure to alert the world if zombies attack England. Possibly by moaning "Brainssss..." repeatedly.

 

[Barrucadu]

Maybe, to zombies, the brain is the tastiest bit? Nice and squishy for their rotting, dead teeth.

 

[Albino]

I don't think a spatula would do much :D

 

[Humdizzy]

That site is great!

I have a nice metal pole with a hook on the end, used for pulling down the ladder to the attic. I imagine that would be a good weapon, also I have a rolling pin and several large knives.

I believe the hook would get stuck in soft zombie sculls. Might just wanna whack them with it.

 

[dgridley]

You obviously need to use the Teflon GR-7 Zombie Hook.. been field tested and proven reliable under a variety of conditions.. :p Zombie skulls can be alot tougher than you'd think!

I believe the hook would get stuck in soft zombie sculls. Might just wanna whack them with it.

 

[Barrucadu]

That is something to think about, i'll be sure to hit them carefully with it, so as to cause maximum damage with minimum chance of it getting caught.