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I thought I'd start a new break room thread. The great thing about this thread is you can say whatever the heck you want (except adult) and it's ON TOPIC.

All you have to do is post whatever is in your head when you are here. Simple.

Here are some acronyms we like to use:

YPSBT Your Post Sucks Big Time
YPITDB Your post is the dog's bollox
LPOD - Last Post of Day
FPOD - First....
SPOD - Second.
FPOTWN - Funny Post of the Week Nominee

Featured Friends
Johname - he doesn't have a cool nickname except johname. He is a legend. He is our local animation expect.
DU/Grace Delete aka __ aka Rickey (due to propensity to retire).
Iowa - Your source of gas prices, bacon futures, and stuff.
JBLions - Will teach you about mattress purchasing, beer, and how to remove birds from cages
Briguy Debartolo - More NP$ than everyone
Mis_Chiff - Fellow Canadian of Bri - she's a wild one
Lennco - He is lennco
Enlytend - I still read this enly--tend Adwords guru!
Verbster - The Alaskan Fisherman who hunts Right Wingers and Shoots Sh*t in more than one place
BaseballWorld - Muscle #2 (after JB)
David Walker - Semper Fi
Forge - Don't ask about this avatar
GILSAN - He posts photos. Cool ones. He also worships CR7 (if you don' t know who that is? you are advised to learn before engaging him in conversation)
JDAB - He has hot women on his new bed... but he worked hard for them
Rogue - Called Rouge more often than the movie Moulin Rouge
Cyberian - He goes by Cy. He's older than the forum. Likes the lakers and pops in sometimes to offer support and counselling.
NS - He doesn't look like the cartoons. He's an enigma. His avatar is usually hot.

SPECIAL SPECIAL GUESTS
Blobfish and girlfriend.

Grace Delete / DefaultUser / WorldsWorstDomainer will personally thank EVERY SINGLE post in this thread UNTIL someone says something about post count and gets too obsessed about reputations and starts gaming the system etc.

^ That has happened so no more ...was fun while it lasted.

Johname will personally LIKE every post in this thread until he doesn't

No racist, sexist, homophobic material that woudnt be acceptable in the 70s please.
We are ok with boobs and we are ok with men with abs (or whatever it is that makes them attractive). Ogling is healthy. Violence, not accepting that it is shallow and non-meaninful judge of people etc. is not. The most important virtue of this thread is respect for all.

Here are some topics that this thread has had:

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The following subjects are
BANNED

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So Kardashian related material is not allowed - even gratuitous boobs or bums because no one wants to see or hear about them.
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POLITICS OF ANY KIND IS A NO NO.
Especially if it is demeaning to the liberal elite or the conservative morons.

I suppose Anarchy is ok
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I AM PERSONALLY UNDECIDED ON SOME POLITICS so things like the below?
I think the crowd should decide.

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We are also lady and animal friendly

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Think about this for the future....
All electric cars....no more fuel run cars....
Hurricane comes....
Hilarity ensues as people try to figure out how to charge up their vehicles enough to get out of the path of the hurricane.
Then comes the diesel and gas powered generators set up on the roadside for these electric cars.

Even more hilarity if the majority of the electric vehicles are also driverless!
 
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A young man with his pants hanging half off his ass, two gold front teeth & a half inch thick gold chain around his neck, walked into the local welfare office to pick up his check.

He marched up to the counter and said, "Hi. You know, I just HATE drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a job, I don't like taking advantage of the System, getting something for nothing."

The social worker behind the counter said "Your timing is excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful daughter. You'll have to drive around in his 2018 Mercedes-Benz CL & he will supply all of your clothes."

"Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll also be expected to escort the daughter on her overseas holiday trips. This is rather awkward but you will also have to satisfy her sexual urges as the daughter is in her 20's and has a strong sex drive.

The guy, wide-eyed, said,"You're bullshittin' me???"

The social worker said, "Yeah, well . . . you started it."
 
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Flaming Doritos.

Yesterday, had daughter's 10th bday here at the house. 8 screaming girls, complete chaos. Ran out to grab a pizza. What could have possible gone wrong, while I was away?

Came back, wife is going ballistic, girls are all hysterical. Pretty much same state as when I left. But to add to the excitement, apparently the Doritos had spontaneously went up in flames. The girls had went to eat some, noticed smoke and a flame coming from them. They blew on the Doritos, made it worse, and then threw the whole Doritos bowl in the pool.

Well that took care of that. Mom did not see any of it (she was trying to stop the dog from eating all the slime the girls had just made) but she nearly had a fit. Bunch of girls running screaming fire! fire! through the yard is tough to handle calmly, I'd imagine. Did I mention luckily I wasn't there?

But question is, how the heck do Doritos spontaneously ignite?? The girls all swore they witnessed it. Well, it was sunny out. It was hot. The chips were in a stainless steel bowl. The girls said they noticed the sun reflecting very brightly from the bowl. So there ya have it. Heat+metal+chips = edible campfire?

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To use that famous Canadian word... Sorry!!!
From tennis match yesterday, we're sorry even when we win:
I know you guys wanted Serena to win, so I’m so sorry!

The most Canadian way to accept a trophy? Bianca Andreescu says 'sorry'

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Abandoned vehicle found on Hwy , in rough shape, possibly stolen.

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What a tail..
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Great tail to play with...
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