The Everyone's Welcome Thread (even Canadians, SEO experts, and oldies..you get the idea).

[DU]

I thought I'd start a new break room thread. The great thing about this thread is you can say whatever the heck you want (except adult) and it's ON TOPIC.

All you have to do is post whatever is in your head when you are here. Simple.

Here are some acronyms we like to use:

YPSBT Your Post Sucks Big Time
YPITDB Your post is the dog's bollox
LPOD - Last Post of Day
FPOD - First....
SPOD - Second.
FPOTWN - Funny Post of the Week Nominee

Featured Friends
Johname - he doesn't have a cool nickname except johname. He is a legend. He is our local animation expect.
DU/Grace Delete aka __ aka Rickey (due to propensity to retire).
Iowa - Your source of gas prices, bacon futures, and stuff.
JBLions - Will teach you about mattress purchasing, beer, and how to remove birds from cages
Briguy Debartolo - More NP$ than everyone
Mis_Chiff - Fellow Canadian of Bri - she's a wild one
Lennco - He is lennco
Enlytend - I still read this enly--tend Adwords guru!
Verbster - The Alaskan Fisherman who hunts Right Wingers and Shoots Sh*t in more than one place
BaseballWorld - Muscle #2 (after JB)
David Walker - Semper Fi
Forge - Don't ask about this avatar
GILSAN - He posts photos. Cool ones. He also worships CR7 (if you don' t know who that is? you are advised to learn before engaging him in conversation)
JDAB - He has hot women on his new bed... but he worked hard for them
Rogue - Called Rouge more often than the movie Moulin Rouge
Cyberian - He goes by Cy. He's older than the forum. Likes the lakers and pops in sometimes to offer support and counselling.
NS - He doesn't look like the cartoons. He's an enigma. His avatar is usually hot.

SPECIAL SPECIAL GUESTS
Blobfish and girlfriend.

Grace Delete / DefaultUser / WorldsWorstDomainer will personally thank EVERY SINGLE post in this thread UNTIL someone says something about post count and gets too obsessed about reputations and starts gaming the system etc.

^ That has happened so no more ...was fun while it lasted.

Johname will personally LIKE every post in this thread until he doesn't

No racist, sexist, homophobic material that woudnt be acceptable in the 70s please.
We are ok with boobs and we are ok with men with abs (or whatever it is that makes them attractive). Ogling is healthy. Violence, not accepting that it is shallow and non-meaninful judge of people etc. is not. The most important virtue of this thread is respect for all.

Here are some topics that this thread has had:

The following subjects are
BANNED

So Kardashian related material is not allowed - even gratuitous boobs or bums because no one wants to see or hear about them.

POLITICS OF ANY KIND IS A NO NO.
Especially if it is demeaning to the liberal elite or the conservative morons.

I suppose Anarchy is ok

I AM PERSONALLY UNDECIDED ON SOME POLITICS so things like the below?
I think the crowd should decide.

We are also lady and animal friendly

 

[HotKey]

I remember the hell that some parts of Quebec went through...

Ya, been dreading an ice event like that round here..keeps me busy particularly in my line of work..running around like a madman all day repairing downed internet/phone lines. Actually more internet, most folks don't give two hoots about their landline phone anymore.

Almost 80 degrees here. Same tomorrow then back to winter.

Crazy..

 

[HotKey]

I don't even know if we have/use $NP around here anymore, haven't kept up.

The odd thread pops up now and again offering them for sale:
https://www.namepros.com/threads/np-2000-for-sales.1073550/
I responded, nothing back. What's the point of posting?

 

[iowadawg]

Snow tonight....but today I was out in short sleeve shirt....
Esplain this weather....

Then while out....spent time at wally world looking at griddle/grills...yes finally bought one.
Then go to aldi...
Wife comes out of aldi, all excited.
I LOST MY IPHONE!!!! I think i must of either laid in on the shelf at wal mart or left it in the cart.
Shit sayeth I....told her, back to wal mart (few miles from ALDI) but probably somebody found it and said, IPHONE am I so lucky to find this!!!
So moving down the road until I get to the street to turn on to head south to wally world...
Wife said, Oh it was in my rear pants pocket all along
Heart attack averted.

 

[johname]

 

[johname]

I listen to the sample of Taylor Swift's new song, there is nothing wrong with it. People just complaining only to complain

http://hollywoodlife.com/2018/04/13...cover-spotify-singles-outrage-twitter-haters/

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In case you where wondering the YODELING WALMART KID 100% IN FOR COACHELLA
http://www.tmz.com/2018/04/13/yodeling-walmart-kid-mason-ramsey-performing-coachella/

 

[iowadawg]

If it aint rock and roll by reall rock and rollers...
it aint real music...

 

[JB Lions]

I listen to the sample of Taylor Swift's new song, there is nothing wrong with it. People just complaining only to complain/

Hacked? What have you done with johname? Let him go.

Going to start watching Lost in Space soon.

 

[iowadawg]

 

[briguy]

If it aint rock and roll by reall rock and rollers...
it aint real music...

If a Taylor Swift reference, she is more "pop" than rocknroll...

Would you say that this person is the all time Queen Of Rock

 

[Kenny]

The Mary River Turtle
Looks like a haircut our fearless leader was rocking last year.

Maybe a friend of blobfish?

Peace,
Cy

No other reflection except the hairdo.
E.L. is def not a butt breather.

 

[HotKey]

Speaking of butts..some sea cucumbers have anal teeth to prevent anything from entering their rectum. Must be an evolutionary thing..

 

[usernamex]

Inspired by this song that maybe JN and @briguy will be the only people to know the subject without looking
Visit link to listen
https://redd.it/856z76

 

[domainventure]

Did anyone say Rock?

 

[briguy]

Did anyone say Rock?

Classic!
My favorite/favourite "kick azz" song from them

 

[HotKey]

Nucking Futs...so far we've got a flipped over BBQ, flashing ripped of part the roof and now rain leaking through to our foyer, and the dog hasn't $hit in hours, too scared. I thought these so called "Storms of the Century" meant once every hundred years? Bit of a misnomer, seeing as they keep happening year over year, and getting steadily more devastating. Almost like domainer calling every domain they sell a "rare premium". Worst is yet to come tonight..but bring it! Survival essentials:

- flashlight
- candles
- dry-cured meats, cheeses & non-perishables in cold room
- lots chopped firewood for the fireplace
- single-malts & red wines
- plenty of blankets
- first aid kit
- water

This is only for hydro outage. Anything worse, grab your registrar password sheet (oh yes and the family) and run for a cave in the hills..but not before understanding the theory of pen, pineapple, apple and pen:

 

[briguy]

Wow @HotKey ..hope you don't get hit hard..

"Ice storm likely on Sunday with expected power outages.

Ice pellets, mixed at times with snow, continues. It is forecast to persist into this evening with several centimetres of ice pellets expected.

The precipitation will taper off to patchy freezing drizzle this evening. However, freezing rain is expected to move back in overnight, and may persist well into Sunday before changing over to rain. Significant rain may fall late Sunday and Sunday night creating localized flooding.

Ice build up of 10 to possibly 20 mm is likely by late Sunday.

Ice accumulations of this magnitude combined with gusty northeast winds of 70 to 80 km/h may result in considerable power outages due to fallen tree limbs and power lines.

Dangerous winter driving conditions are expected on untreated roads Saturday and Sunday, worsened by fallen tree limbs."

Active for next 8 hours ·
https://www.google.org/publicalerts/alert?aid=c9a3e78f9fece819&hl=en&gl=CA&source=wweather

 

[iowadawg]

Okay, despite all the warnings and watches....
seems like no one here is taking all that serious....
it is like, ah....we seen worse....

Okay, learned that cremation urns are weight specific!
hahahahhahaha
Wife says, most people lose a lot of weight before they die....so what do you do if you have a heavy person urn and that person ends up dying at light person weight? New urn or useless space in urn?
How many one gallon zip lock backs would a cremated person fill?
We had too much fun on this whole cremation thing, coming up with all sorts of things, and laughing like hell.
So next week sometime, will be going to the cemetery down the street to see exactly what is included in just the cremation process, can we have our own urn (told wife, amazon-ebay-wally world have better prices than funeral homes).
No services, no nothing....
Up front cost to have this done our way....
Just spread the ashes somewhere....place still to be decided....
Thus we will be talking also to the kids as to our plans so they do not waste money or get bent out of shape, etc,/

Then the living will thing.....
There is something that is going to take a little time.

 

[iowadawg]

 

[iowadawg]

Hit song for The Hollywood Argles from 1960.

 

[briguy]

Okay, despite all the warnings and watches....
seems like no one here is taking all that serious....
it is like, ah....we seen worse....

Okay, learned that cremation urns are weight specific!
hahahahhahaha
Wife says, most people lose a lot of weight before they die....so what do you do if you have a heavy person urn and that person ends up dying at light person weight? New urn or useless space in urn?
How many one gallon zip lock backs would a cremated person fill?
We had too much fun on this whole cremation thing, coming up with all sorts of things, and laughing like hell.
So next week sometime, will be going to the cemetery down the street to see exactly what is included in just the cremation process, can we have our own urn (told wife, amazon-ebay-wally world have better prices than funeral homes).
No services, no nothing....
Up front cost to have this done our way....
Just spread the ashes somewhere....place still to be decided....
Thus we will be talking also to the kids as to our plans so they do not waste money or get bent out of shape, etc,/

Then the living will thing.....
There is something that is going to take a little time.

Told my dad when he was talking about his funeral...because I am cheap, I will gather all my old cedar posts/lumber/etc and have nice fire, roast some marshmellows and bury the ashes in my garden...
then the next time,he talked about it...told him once he got "feeble" I put him on a "ice berg" and let it float into the current just like the "eskimos"(Inuits) used to do....

Rest of the family didn't like my humor/humour but he did...think I gotmy sense of humor/humour from him!

Anyway he will be placed (hopefully not soon..he is 86) in a plot beside his brothers and sisters...

 

[usernamex]

pewp

 

[briguy]

pewp

Interesting word in urbandictionary.com lol

 

[offthehandle]

 

[Kenny]

Spent the last month in So.Cal visiting fam & friends.
Just to make @offthehandle a little jealous, I was eating Johnnies and Titos a couple times a week.

Also @ Cantors... absolutely no decent delis up here and The Pantry for breakfast.

I love L.A.

Peace,
Cy

 

[domainventure]

Don't worry about the "number". You'll know when your number is up, or maybe not lol. Meanwhile just enjoy this song: