Why can't I get clicks

[zaros64]

I want clicks and I need clicks
see anything wrong with these pages,and can you suggest better places to put the ads etc,etc.. I have <edit> in my adsense account,and its been 3 months since I got it

http://www.kwacker.com/info http://www.kwacker.com/forum http://www.kwacker.com

 

[vip-ip]

Maybe no one visits that page? :D

 

[zaros64]

nah.. because I get alot of uniques

 

[sunken]

You can't just throw up ads and expect people to click on them. It doesn't work that way. On the main page, the Disturbing Ghost and the other ad isn't very relevant. Try putting the word joke or funny more in the text to give the media-bot a better choice. You can have 3 ad blocks per page. Use them. Mix them up with skyscrapers and have them at the top and bottom. Use leaderboards where possible to get the meximum ads shown.

Forums get very little in the way of clicks. People are too busy reading and posting to worry bout the ads and since forums have a lot of return visitors, most are blind to the ads. Some things you can do though is to play around with the colors. Make them stand out so that people see them. Put an ad at top and the bottom.

The info page is a hard sell because you have to put yourself in the place of the viewer. If I was just diagnosed with the disease, I would get quite offended that the info is on a page called kwacker.com. It smacks of being out just to make money off my pain and I would just hit back. If I were you, I would get an extra domain name that is more respectful and that would probably get you more clicks and be taken more seriously. Other than that, I guess you could try an extra ad set at the bottom and maybe center the ads. Putting the color of the ad the same as the text might help as well.

 

[She Unlimited]

Be careful not to post $$$ amounts it is against the Google Adsense TOS.

Just trying to help.

:blink:

I have my ads at the top and work links, I am adding a right bar menu which worked well in the past, the most important is that adsense needs content to read.

http://www.kwacker.com


Try adding the ads in the left column and you can customize the colors etc. Depending on your account you can use up to 3 ads on one given page.

 

[zaros64]

the Disturbing Ghost

what?

The info page is a hard sell because you have to put yourself in the place of the viewer. If I was just diagnosed with the disease, I would get quite offended that the info is on a page called kwacker.com. It smacks of being out just to make money off my pain and I would just hit back. If I were you, I would get an extra domain name that is more respectful and that would probably get you more clicks and be taken more seriously

Well I got mesowhat.info now I am getting hosting etc,etc...
also I am gonna do some changes

 

[sunken]

Disturbing Ghost Footage is the ad I got when I went to kwacker.com. Though this time I did get a funny joke one as the other ad.

The mesowhat.info will help somewhat I think...

 

[She Unlimited]

What does your domain name stand for? Curious?

 

[zaros64]

well its completly random, very very random infact, I just liked the domain..
anyways.. I took out the ads above where it said Welcome because it just didn't look right to me...
anyways are there still any changes I should make?

 

[sunken]

Another thing you might consider is opening up your joke section without having to login. The text in jokes will not only give you a better SEO to get more people, but it will also be good fodder for the media-bot and more opportunities for people to see the ads to click on them. G can't see anything that is protected by a password, so you lose all that potential content in G's eyes.

You can still get people to sign up to post...

Actually I think kwackers is a great name for a joke site. Wish I had thought of it.

 

[She Unlimited]

I would use your sites pallete to customize the ads and perhaps ad an 160 tower on the left and an ad links above or below it.

 

[sunken]

I would have left the ads at the top. Ads above the scroll line do the best. Also, what is the little pop up window that comes up?

 

[zaros64]

I would use your sites pallete to customize the ads and perhaps ad an 160 tower on the left and an ad links above or below it.

I just added 160 tower

 

[She Unlimited]

http://www.kwacker.com/

Above in the header area where it is black, you can make the background of the google ads black with white text and on the left customize the colors, right now it is blue and does not fit your color scheme.

I can help you if you need help.......

 

[zaros64]

I would have left the ads at the top. Ads above the scroll line do the best. Also, what is the little pop up window that comes up?

Scroll Line?? what???
also popup is from paypopup.com, should I remove it.. I have had it up for a few days.. should I remove?

 

[She Unlimited]

What are you color schemes or pallete numbers to customize the ad?

 

[zaros64]

http://www.kwacker.com/

Above in the header area where it is black, you can make the background of the google ads black with white text and on the left customize the colors, right now it is blue and does not fit your color scheme.

I can help you if you need help.......

above where it says home,add jokes etc,etc?? it would ruin the page,
but I need help optimizing the add on the left lol

 

[She Unlimited]

Try This

<script type="text/javascript"><!--
google_ad_client = "pub-add your pub number here";
google_ad_width = 160;
google_ad_height = 600;
google_ad_format = "160x600_as";
google_ad_channel ="";
google_color_border = "000000";
google_color_bg = "FF9900";
google_color_link = "FFFFFF";
google_color_url = "FFFFFF";
google_color_text = "FFFFFF";
//--></script>
<script type="text/javascript"
src="http://pagead2.googlesyndication.com/pagead/show_ads.js">
</script>

160 Tower


>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

<script type="text/javascript"><!--
google_ad_client = "pub-Your Pub Name Here";
google_ad_width = 234;
google_ad_height = 60;
google_ad_format = "234x60_as";
google_ad_channel ="";
google_color_border = "FFFFFF";
google_color_bg = "000000";
google_color_link = "FFFFFF";
google_color_url = "FFFFFF";
google_color_text = "FFFFFF";
//--></script>
<script type="text/javascript"
src="http://pagead2.googlesyndication.com/pagead/show_ads.js">
</script>



Try this for your header (inside your header where your link pages are).

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Half Banner

And Change The Text Colors in your Ad Words

 

[zaros64]

<script type="text/javascript"><!--
google_ad_client = "pub-4670857477745672";
google_ad_width = 160;
google_ad_height = 600;
google_ad_format = "160x600_as";
google_ad_channel ="";
//--></script>
<script type="text/javascript"
  src="http://pagead2.googlesyndication.com/pagead/show_ads.js">
</script>

but ill try changing it myself
Now I changed it..
check it out.. kwacker.com

Dylan™

 

[She Unlimited]

Try using the colors I gave you in the above thread for the 160 Tower, the blue links do not match your site design.

Try adding more text and content so google can read and place more ads.

Sample Article......

Do you realize that some tax forms ask you to check a box if you are BLIND?

Quote: “Two years ago it was impossible to get through on the phone to the IRS. Now it's just hard to get through. That's progress.” -Charles Rossotti, former IRS Commissioner

Disappointed that you never had time to write the great American novel? Don’t fret, just go dig out your past tax returns.

Quote: "The Eiffel Tower is the Empire State Building after taxes."

Under the Freedom of Information Act, a man with a small business sent a request to the IRS asking if they had a file on him. The IRS wrote back, “There is now.”

Quote: “It would be nice if we could all pay our taxes with a smile, but normally cash is required.”

Q: Who audits IRS agents?

Quote: “Next to being shot at and missed, nothing is quite as satisfying as an income tax refund.”

Q: How do you drive a CPA insane?

A: Fill out Form 1040EZ.

Quote: “The government deficit is the difference between the amount of money the government spends and the amount it has the nerve to collect."

Why is it that when the IRS loses a tax return, it is considered a mistake, but when you lose a receipt, it is considered tax evasion?

Quote: "The wages of sin are death, but by the time taxes are taken out, it's just sort of a tired feeling."

Q: How do you humble a person that flaunts their wealth?

A: Have them fill out a tax return.

Quote: “Even when you make a tax form out on the level, you don't know when it's through if you are a crook or a martyr.”

Q: Why is a tax audit like a tornado?

A: There's a lot of screaming and you end up losing your house.

Quote: “When are we going to be allowed to list the government as a dependent?”

People often say death and taxes are the same, but this is wrong. Death is a taxable event, but taxes never die.

Richard Chapo is CEO of http://www.businesstaxrecovery.com - Obtaining tax refunds for small businesses by finding overlooked tax deductions and credits through a free tax return review.

Article Source: http://EzineArticles.com/

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[zaros64]

hmm..um its a joke site... maybe I can add some sample jokes and then say if you signup for free you can view our huge database of jokes

 

[She Unlimited]

Ok, well how about not a joke article but perhaps something along the line of entertainment this will allow your ads to read more content on the first page.


The ad looks good. You can change the ad links to white and the backround 0 colors or white. Some type of content which you like try something out ............

For example......

Funny Things We Dream
By Drew Vics

I often wonder why I wake up so happy, ready to start the day. When I
was younger I'd whack the alarm clock, for the fourth time, grumble out
of bed and stomp around with a major sour puss. Now I'm up before the
alarm clock most mornings, and I don't grumble, not as often as I used to
anyway. I'm often anxious to see what the day will bring.

I think I've stumbled upon the reason for my early rise and my cheery
outlook. My wife. Yes, she brightens up my days and has given me
tremendous motivation, though she still sleeps later than I do, and she
tends to grumble, though not too badly.

There's another reason, and this also involves my wife. I believe that
laughter is the best medicine, and she makes me laugh. More so, I think
a happy attitude is contagious, and the reason I wake up happy might
be this: my wife laughs in her sleep.

I kid you not. She laughs out loud. So loud that I'm frequently awakened
by her nocturnal guffaws. Sometimes it begins as a chuckle, but many
times the laughter just erupts, like she just saw the funniest thing in the
world. How can I help but be amused and feel happy myself when I'm
treated to this many nights out of a week.

There's more... while still asleep, she tells me what she was laughing
about.
Here's are the most recent accounts...

One night she rolls over and begins her laughing. I wake up, and wait
for her to settle down. Then I ask "What's so funny?"

I wasn't expecting a response, but to my surprise she answered me
while still sound asleep. She said "Mrs. Juniper said the juniper wouldn't
grow much taller than two feet, but she planted it and the damn thing
took off, and it's still growing! Ha ha ha ha...." Then she began to snore
again.

I shook my head, rolled over and settled in for the remainder of the night,
knowing that we'd both get a kick out the story when I recalled it the
following day. We did.

The most recent episode was even better, stranger. This time it seemed
like I was already awake before she started laughing, maybe she had
been chuckling first and that roused me. Either way, when she stopped
her laughter I decided to see if she would talk again.

I asked "Okay, what's so funny this time?"

Her reply was classic. A truly original rambling by a sleeping brain. She
said "Orville Redenbacher's plane wouldn't fly so they were trying to
hang Orville Redenbacher's plane over the bed by a string. Ha ha ha
ha...." Then she conked out.

Again I shook my head, rolled over and anticipated the break of day,
when I would share the tale from her sleeping brain with her alert brain. I
couldn't wait to see her reaction.

I ask you, being a natural marvel, capable of great intellect, doesn't the
human brain have better things to think about? The mechanics of
slumbering gray matter perplex me.

Why she laughs in her sleep I don't know, but I'm glad she does. I'm
happily married, and I assure you, that will never change!

I'm looking forward to more of her one liners from la-la-land. Can there
be more? I'll keep you posted. Heck, if I collect enough maybe I'll write a
book!

That's all for now. From my funny little spot in the universe, I bid you well.

Over and out.

Drew Vics, an artist, writer & musician from New Jersey, writes for
http://www.Myeyez.net, and for other websites online.

Article Source: http://EzineArticles.com/

 

[zaros64]

ok Ill look for one and place it on the main page

 

[She Unlimited]

Great, I really think that would help you can update it daily with fresh content as well.

 

[zaros64]

look what I did hehe...
http://www.kwacker.com