debate What's your best funniest buyer offer comment and comeback

[alcy]

I get ball rolling

buyer: for 18k I can get flat in Moscow

me: and for hotel.com sale u can get 100 flats..so what's yer point

 

[jhm]

Don't really have anything interesting to offer, in this regard. If a buyer is rude, deceptive or out of line, my response is no further communication

 

[JimmySun]

Tons of buyers said the same thing: I am a broken student working for a project.

 

[jhm]

Tons of buyers said the same thing: I am a broken student working for a project.

Nice "XYZ"

 

[johnn]

I am Namepros member and I can only pay reseller price with some criteria:
- One word dictionary
- Must taken in 3,534 extensions
- BP, BB and SF approved
- Godaddy appraisal over $100,000
- No XZY letters
- My wife must approve

 

[VadimK]

I am Namepros member and I can only pay reseller price with some criteria:
- One word dictionary
- Must taken in 3,534 extensions
- BP, BB and SF approved
- Godaddy appraisal over $100,000
- No XZY letters
- My wife must approve

@johnn , you forgot to add next lines:

- My budget is $10-50 per name but for exceptional names I am willing to pay up to $150!! (translation: no way I'll be paying more than $20 in reality, of course).
- Don't send me crap names
- If I don't reply, I am not interested (translation: I'll be extremely busy scrolling through thousands of domains from domainers of all sorts who'll be begging me to buy their best names).
- no crap names!
- on a separate note, I am interested in buying a 4-letter brandable name - better dictionary word obviously, but ok, regular CVCV will do too, and I can pay up to $100!!!
- did I say ''NO CRAP NAMES''??
- VIOLATORS WILL BE REPORTED!!!

 

[Kass]

I am Namepros member and I can only pay reseller price with some criteria:
- One word dictionary
- Must taken in 3,534 extensions
- BP, BB and SF approved
- Godaddy appraisal over $100,000
- No XZY letters
- My wife must approve

- reg.: 1985