The Mommy Test

[lpstong]

Here is just a wee bit of fun thats all. Enjoy......


The Mommy Test

I was out walking with my 4 year old daughter. She picked up something
off the ground and started to put it in her mouth. I took the item away
from her and I asked her not to do that. "Why?" my daughter asked.
"Because it's been on the ground, you don't know where it's been, it's
dirty and probably has germs" I replied. At this point, my daughter
looked at me with total admiration and asked, "Mommy, how do you know
all this stuff? You are so smart."

I was thinking quickly. "All moms know this stuff. It's on the Mommy
Test. You have to know it, or they don't let you be a Mommy." We walked
along in silence for 2 or 3 minutes, but she was evidently pondering
this new information.

"OH...I get it!" she beamed, "So if you don't pass the test you have to
be the daddy." "Exactly" I replied back with a big smile on my face.



When you're finished laughing, send this to a Mom.

 

[Michelle]

Haha

 

[iNod]

LMAO!

Thats brilliant.. And so true!

- Steve

 

[briman1970]

If this is your story (or joke), send it to Reader's Digest. They will pay you a couple hundred if they use it.

 

[lpstong]

If this is your story (or joke), send it to Reader's Digest. They will pay you a couple hundred if they use it.

Nah, It's not my story. It was a story my mother sent me via email. I felt like sharing.

 

[Grey_OwL]

ROFL!


That was cute! :D

 

[movingconcierge]

As Mr. Mom I'm outraged! .... nah...that was funny

 

[ChrisChris]

Haha.. nice one :P

Cept the word is mum not mom hehe

 

[Janine]

lol.
very nice point on the dad thing... :P

 

[maximum]

There are alot of quotes, jokes, lessons, and cliche's passed around here. But, I am a stickler for those that look at or show life through the eyes of children. They often tell it the way they see it (something we often forgo as adults, in vain attempts to try and please others). And, just like in this one, it is more often then not the truth

Thanks for sharing that one :tu: