The Everyone's Welcome Thread (even Canadians, SEO experts, and oldies..you get the idea).

[DU]

I thought I'd start a new break room thread. The great thing about this thread is you can say whatever the heck you want (except adult) and it's ON TOPIC.

All you have to do is post whatever is in your head when you are here. Simple.

Here are some acronyms we like to use:

YPSBT Your Post Sucks Big Time
YPITDB Your post is the dog's bollox
LPOD - Last Post of Day
FPOD - First....
SPOD - Second.
FPOTWN - Funny Post of the Week Nominee

Featured Friends
Johname - he doesn't have a cool nickname except johname. He is a legend. He is our local animation expect.
DU/Grace Delete aka __ aka Rickey (due to propensity to retire).
Iowa - Your source of gas prices, bacon futures, and stuff.
JBLions - Will teach you about mattress purchasing, beer, and how to remove birds from cages
Briguy Debartolo - More NP$ than everyone
Mis_Chiff - Fellow Canadian of Bri - she's a wild one
Lennco - He is lennco
Enlytend - I still read this enly--tend Adwords guru!
Verbster - The Alaskan Fisherman who hunts Right Wingers and Shoots Sh*t in more than one place
BaseballWorld - Muscle #2 (after JB)
David Walker - Semper Fi
Forge - Don't ask about this avatar
GILSAN - He posts photos. Cool ones. He also worships CR7 (if you don' t know who that is? you are advised to learn before engaging him in conversation)
JDAB - He has hot women on his new bed... but he worked hard for them
Rogue - Called Rouge more often than the movie Moulin Rouge
Cyberian - He goes by Cy. He's older than the forum. Likes the lakers and pops in sometimes to offer support and counselling.
NS - He doesn't look like the cartoons. He's an enigma. His avatar is usually hot.

SPECIAL SPECIAL GUESTS
Blobfish and girlfriend.

Grace Delete / DefaultUser / WorldsWorstDomainer will personally thank EVERY SINGLE post in this thread UNTIL someone says something about post count and gets too obsessed about reputations and starts gaming the system etc.

^ That has happened so no more ...was fun while it lasted.

Johname will personally LIKE every post in this thread until he doesn't

No racist, sexist, homophobic material that woudnt be acceptable in the 70s please.
We are ok with boobs and we are ok with men with abs (or whatever it is that makes them attractive). Ogling is healthy. Violence, not accepting that it is shallow and non-meaninful judge of people etc. is not. The most important virtue of this thread is respect for all.

Here are some topics that this thread has had:

The following subjects are
BANNED

So Kardashian related material is not allowed - even gratuitous boobs or bums because no one wants to see or hear about them.

POLITICS OF ANY KIND IS A NO NO.
Especially if it is demeaning to the liberal elite or the conservative morons.

I suppose Anarchy is ok

I AM PERSONALLY UNDECIDED ON SOME POLITICS so things like the below?
I think the crowd should decide.

We are also lady and animal friendly

 

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[Kenny]

EFREN "BATA" REYES ALMOST PERFECT MATCH

I love snooker shots.

Peace,
Cy

 

[HotKey]

3 more pages.. it's like the Boston Marathon, every damn week. Except, stopping to smell the roses along the way.. or getting pricked by them, depending on your view.

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Tomorrow, end of civilization as we know it. Expecting winds to hit area, up 110 kilometers per hour. Ridiculous. We're talking 20 kilometers/hour short of Category 1 hurricane. Did Momma Nature forget we are nowhere near an ocean?

 

[GILSAN]

Valley of Light, Italy...

 

[iowadawg]

Wasting too many brain cells here, trying to come up with a decent domain for a political blog.

 

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[briguy]

Wasting too many brain cells here, trying to come up with a decent domain for a political blog.

Political blog...Tread lighty...

A business acquaintance of mine (runs a crane company) is in hot water cause he is posting his political views online..
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"Last weekend, the Canadian Anti-Hate Network published an article about local businessman (Name removed by me) on its website.

The article described how (Name removed by me) uses a blog and Facebook posts to crudely attack liberal politicians, women, blacks, Muslims and LGBTQ+ persons.

(Name removed by me), a local Yellow Vest organizer, has implied repeatedly that liberal politicians including Prime Minister Justin Trudeau should be tried for treason and executed.

"We refuse to be sold and subjugated by the United Nations," read a posting on (Name removed by me)' blog last November."
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The RCMP's looking into him and a friend (not me).." “We take all threats made against the prime minister very seriously.”

The guy they are looking into, already lost contracts with a local University, Steel Mill, etc....I foresee bankruptcy soon..

He is a local millionaire, who invested with me in a few real estate deals...I never liked his extreme views (did my best to stick to business)

 

[iowadawg]

Nah...I don't advocate the death of people, even people the the Clintons.
Or that dumbshit niece...
Just a blog for all the stuff like I used to post on my blog.
Or maybe I will just shutter that stuff out of my life.

 

[HotKey]

Who said men don't remember anniversaries?
A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in their bed.
She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him.
She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a hot cup of coffee in front of him.
He appears to be in deep thought, just staring at the wall.
She watches as he wipes a tear from his eye and takes a sip of his coffee.
"What's the matter, dear?" she whispers as she steps into the room, "Why are you down here at this time of night?"
The husband looks up from is coffee, "Do you remember 20 years ago when we were dating, and you were only 16?" he asks solemnly.
The wife is touched to tears thinking that her husband is so caring and sensitive.
"Yes I do," she replies.
The husband paused. The words were not coming easily.
"Do you remember when your father caught us in the back seat of my car making love?"
"Yes, I remember," said the wife, lowering herself into a chair beside him.
The husband continued. "Do you remember when he shoved the shotgun in my face and said, 'Either you marry my daughter, or I will send you to jail for 20 years?"
"I remember that too" she replied softly.
He wiped another tear from his cheek and said..."I would have gotten out today."

Haaaah. Hah. Haaaaah. Oh man. Such a sad, beautiful story.

 

[iowadawg]

Time for some bouncy boobs....enjoy....

 

[GILSAN]

Political blog...Tread lighty...

A business acquaintance of mine (runs a crane company) is in hot water cause he is posting his political views online..
'
"Last weekend, the Canadian Anti-Hate Network published an article about local businessman (Name removed by me) on its website.

The article described how (Name removed by me) uses a blog and Facebook posts to crudely attack liberal politicians, women, blacks, Muslims and LGBTQ+ persons.

(Name removed by me), a local Yellow Vest organizer, has implied repeatedly that liberal politicians including Prime Minister Justin Trudeau should be tried for treason and executed.

"We refuse to be sold and subjugated by the United Nations," read a posting on (Name removed by me)' blog last November."
~~~~~~~~~~~~

The RCMP's looking into him and a friend (not me).." “We take all threats made against the prime minister very seriously.”

The guy they are looking into, already lost contracts with a local University, Steel Mill, etc....I foresee bankruptcy soon..

He is a local millionaire, who invested with me in a few real estate deals...I never liked his extreme views (did my best to stick to business)

But if he was a leftie that criticized all those on the right he would be patted on the back and probably get a promotion!

 

[GILSAN]

Time for some bouncy boobs....enjoy....

You found her in the Zoo?

 

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