Pretty funny spam email I got...

[killaklown]

I dont normally read the spam, but the topic of the email caught my eye, so heres what it said:

Your website (www.gmail.com) on top positions on Google, Yahoo and MSN search!

We will get your website (www.gmail.com) to the top positions on all major search engines.

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[texasgamer]

wow...you own gmail.com?

 

[ChrisChris]

:O better hurry and get your site up while the offer still lasts!! :hehe:

 

[killaklown]

wow...you own gmail.com?

yep, im thinking about replying and telling them thats its for sale, and if they have any interest in it :P

 

[PolurNET]

People absolutely have nothing better to do in life...

 

[Redleg]

Google.com does apparently not rank very well in their own search engine either, at least according to the spammers.. :lol:
"Dear google.com,
I visited your website and noticed that you are not listed in most of the major search engines and directories..."
http://www.google.com/support/webmasters/bin/answer.py?answer=35291

 

[LeetPCUser]

You must be rich owning GMail.com. Lol, that is not a smart emailer bot, that's for sure.

 

[Fewski]

:lol:

These scammers are getting more stupid each week.

 

[apexad]

This is quite funny. You'd think it would be easy enough to filter out domains that have e-mail services associated with them.

 

[YesBrilliant]

Did that email came from aNI country in Africa?

Or people from that place living in the UK?

LOL

 

[mtorregiani]

I read a spam mail last week, it was like a receipt of a new Sony Vaio (U$S 2000+, I don't remember well). The e-mail said too that the other information was in the pdf file in the attachment. I didn't even opened the attach, the filename was dfh8646.pdf.exe
Then, Norton deleted the attach, it was a virus.

That kind of things always make me angry

 

[LeetPCUser]

My mom got one of those. Awhile back she got scammed by that EBay one, yeah I know what was she thinking, so now she has me look at all suspicious emails. She almost downloaded that one! Thought someone had stolen her number. Even if, how would they get her email. It makes me laugh how people don't see the big picture. There is also a Windows one going around I believe.

 

[Grey_OwL]

lol I hope that really works. :D

 

[YesBrilliant]

That kind of things always make me angry

You don't need to get angry. Well, at least this time WE can make a FEW of THEM get angry, very angry.

Have you seen this current thread here at NP?

Scam? Nigerian Email Scammers caught on Video! Finally!!!

Hopefully, that program will help us reduce the number of "Pretty funny spam email i got..."

LOL