My One Year Anniversary on NamePros!

[WebForging]

December 29th, 2004 was my first day on NamePros and I registered on the 30th. To celebrate a year here I want to wish everyone at this extra-fine online community the best, and to tell you what I think of this place.

NamePros is really something special.

The staff is extraordinary and extremely involved. The staff here at NamePros ~ they talk the talk and walk the walk, and they do it extremely well.

The forum itself is the absolute best example of a forum. Intuitive, well-organized, with features galore that enhance the experience and never bog it down. And NP$ ~ wow! The currency of this board is a big part of the lifeblood of the commerce that goes on here...it's all just too cool for school!

Finally, the members are what make it all happen here, fostered by the staff's guidance and the foundation of the forum itself. I get such a kick out of meeting youngsters and oldsters from Wisconsin and around the world here. People with all kinds of skills and all kinds of goodwill in their communications and dealings with other members.

Two things I'd like to ask of you for my one year anniversary here (which falls on my birthday by the way):

- Go out and recruit another member so the NamePros community is well over 25,000 strong starting the New Year!

and

- Share a joke (and I get to use the jokes somewhere) and/or share a wish for the New Year ~ for this community or for all communities ~ in this thread.

Peace & a Happy, Healthy and Prosperous New Year everyone!

Regards,
Keith

 

[5starAffiliates]

Happy Birthday and many more!

 

[dan_Vt]

WebForging, I gave your 10 back...I like the idea of it going to charity.

Happy New Year everyone!

 

[hangmann]

Congrats Keith,

Members like yourself are always needed. Wish you many more to come.

 

[yandig]

Congrats on 1 year, Keith!

 

[Troubled1]

Congrats and happy Birthday Keith, you are right namepros is a fantastic community.

 

[OK]

10. Tell the Telemarketer you are busy at the moment and ask him/her if he/she will give you his/her HOME phone number so you can call him/her back. When the Telemarketer explains that telemarketers cannot give out their HOME numbers you say "I guess you don't want anyone bothering you at home, right?" The Telemarketer will agree and you say, "Me, either!" Hang up.

You got that from Seinfeld didn't you good episode.

 

[user-7256]

Just got 10 NP$ and I was like, wha??? lol. Happy new year

Geez, 14 people viewing this thread... 13 members :D

 

[TheWatcher]

Congrats Keith ... keep in touch.

I like the idea for sending thank you to members. I will do the same for other members to keep in touch with me hehehe.

EM

 

[Cradle]

thanks for the NP and geez this thing got alot of posts overnight lol, last i looked it was on page 1 and now 8!


lol
Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 15 :D

 

[zac439]

congrats! thanks for the $10 NPS!

 

[ihosty]

Congrats, happy b-day

"Live is short, Play Hard!"

 

[gio~logist]

Congratulations Keith. Congratulations on your first year on namepros and may there be many more to come. Also, your generosity is appreciated and will be remembered by your fellowe NPers.

To show generosity our, DopeGFX will design you a 468x60 banner as well as any other sized matching banner free of charge. Simply send an email to me at [email protected]


- Giovanni Martinez

 

[Estrange]

Congrats Keith! Good luck & all the best. Happy New Year all!

 

[shafaric]

Wow !!! .. Thanks for the $10 NPS!

 

[dsotmoon]

congrats on the birthday and one year!

Subject: Sales Themes

The boss of a Madison Avenue advertising agency called a spontaneous staff meeting in the middle of a particularly stressful week. (This is one pretty sharp boss!) When everyone gathered, the boss, who understood the benefits of having fun, told the burnt out staff the purpose of the meeting was to have
a quick contest. The theme: Viagra advertising slogans.The only rule was that they had to use past ad slogans, originally written for other products, that captured the essence of Viagra. Slight variations were acceptable. About seven minutes later, they turned in their suggestions and created a Top Ten List. With all the laughter and camaraderie, the rest of the week went very well for everyone.

The top ten were:

10. Viagra, Whaazzzz up!
9. Viagra, The quicker pecker upper.
8. Viagra, Like a rock!
7. Viagra, When it absolutely, positively has to be there overnight.
6. Viagra, Be all that you can be.
5. Viagra, Reach out and touch someone.
4. Viagra, Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman.
3. Viagra, home of the whopper!
2. Viagra, We bring good things to Life!

And the unanimous number one slogan:

1. This is your winkie. This is your winkie on drugs.

 

[Muneeb2Good]

Happy birthday and congrats Keith !!

 

[creativeidea]

Well what can i say....

Wish everyone here a Very Happy New Year....

and i wish next year on the same day we meet here again

 

[se]

Happy Birthday, Thanx and Congrats.

I've been here for 1 year too...learned many things along the way.

 

[csdomains]

Congrats Pal!
Have A Great New Years!
I'll see you around!

 

[Sleepy-uk]

thanks for the NP, and for a joke.

Oral Awakening

A woman was in a coma. She had been in it for months. Nurses were in her room giving her a sponge bath. One of them was washing her private area and noticed that there was a slight response on the monitor when she touched her.

They tried it again and sure enough there was definite movement. They went to her husband and explained what happened, telling him, "As crazy as this sounds, maybe a little oral sex will do the trick and bring her out of the coma."

The husband was skeptical, but they assured him that they'd close the curtains for privacy. The husband finally agreed and went into his wife's room.

After a few minutes the woman's monitor flat lined, no pulse, no heart rate. The nurses run back into the room. "What happened!?" they cried. The husband said, "I'm not sure - I think maybe she choked."