humor My "Auction" and "Want to Buy" thread all in one!

[Vito]

abc-123-xkqz.horse

Auction starts at 25 cents and minimum bids are 10 cents each
Once bidding is up past 1.30 then bid increments will be at 13 cents each
Domain is at Nonexistent Registry (I hope)
Auction ends 199 hours from now
Happy Bidding!

By the way, I also have a "want to buy" thread that I wanted to create, and just wanted to do it all in one thread here because I don't have the time to find the proper forum for each.

I want to buy only dot coms!
Only short one worders (5-L or less)
maybe 2 worders if they are top tier,
(like StockMarket, RealEstate, UsedCars)

Oh, also anything short, 2, or 3 letter combos in dot com only

although now that I am thinking harder about how my ROI's from my $20 offers,
I will take a 4-L if it is very pronouncable, (CVCV, or VCVC)

My budget is $5 - $50 but basically $20 is what I will be offering at my high end.

Please do not send anything other than what is listed here.

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So, if you cant tell by now neither of these posts are real things that I am writing here. I just wanted to ask, do others see the ridiculous auction and want to buy threads that are created here or is it just me? I remember a few years ago almost all auctions were 48 hours. I believe some stretched to 72 hours but I have recently seen a lot of 96 hours and 120 hour auctions lately. I think that is a little crazy. Am I wrong here? Is there a time limit on an auction end time here? I really don't know the answer to that question. Why not have a 30 day auction end time after last bid then? lol

How about the "I want to buy threads" I find just as much humor in some of those as the one I just posted.

My funny thoughts of the day.

 

[johname]

If I didn't read "Formerly: The Dot Stop" I wouldn't know who you were. LOL

 

[usernamex]

START

 

[JB Lions]

35 cents, good for 2 hours

 

[SirDrago]

I will take a 4-L if it is very pronouncable, (CVCV, or VCVC)​

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Fhjw dawt com
VERY pronounceable!

2 million FIRM! PAYPAL ONLY.
funny thread lol

 

[DU]

PM Sent.

 

[briguy]

Fhjw dawt com
VERY pronounceable!

2 million FIRM! PAYPAL ONLY.
funny thread lol

2 million Canadian FIRM unless the currency drop in five seconds..

 

[SirDrago]

2 million Canadian FIRM unless the currency drop in five seconds..

Canadian? That's not even 10 bucks u.s.d !

 

[briguy]

Canadian? That's not even 10 bucks u.s.d !

Ah...one of those "hard ball/leave no money on the table" negotiators..

Okay how about 2 million in Canadian Tire money..you can get some cool tools..and other stuff by using it..

 

[SirDrago]

The only thing I want Canadian is her and she better smell of bacon lol

P.s
I had to scroll to page twelve to find a brunette..W.T.F?!

 

[ksusha64]

I want BILLION DOLLARS for any names in my thread. Escrow.com only, no paypal even from verified users. Must have 5 good feedbacks in order to give me 1 bil. If u don't have 1 bil then u cant have any of my names. By the way I buy cvcv, LLL.com and NN.com for $20 max. Thats my max. Do not send me any NN.com if u will not accept $20 max. Thanks guys. LOL

 

[Vito]

Fhjw dawt com
VERY pronounceable!

Hilarious,
I wish I would have posted this as well. This happens all the time!

 

[Vito]

PM Sent.

No I will not buy LUV dot com from you for $75
I wrote $50 max in mu O.P.
Your LUV dot com isn't even spelled correctly.

 

[ksusha64]

I am also buying names with this critetia.
1, must be estibot value over $200,000
2. Must be very unique one word
3. Must be maximum 4.5 letters.
4. Must never been on sale before.
5. You must be original owner.
6. Names before 1995 only.
7. Must need cash urgently or I will not buy from u.
My budget is from $1-$20. I am also doing package deals paying $2 max per name.
I am reasonable buyer just looking for good deals. Dont expect enduser prices like $25 or more.
I am now a low baller!! I am reasonable domainer who is looking for some Deals! By the way I just sold one name for 150 K I bought for $15 on this forum. I want those kind of names.