Well, it finally came today... I knew that's what it was when I saw the large mailing envelope peeking out of the day's mail. I bypassed the standard stuff: the bills, the new credit card offer, the local coupon mailer, and ripped open the envelope to reveal...
It seemed like just yesterday that my raffle ticket was drawn at the charity auction and I won this light blue piece of fashion nirvana. I will wear it proudly everywhere, and people will shield their eyes in fear of my blatant exposure of their inferiority. Ahhh, the power.
My wife's response when I showed it to her: "Uh, that's got geek written all over it."
To which I replied: "No, look closer... it says NamePros."
It seemed like just yesterday that my raffle ticket was drawn at the charity auction and I won this light blue piece of fashion nirvana. I will wear it proudly everywhere, and people will shield their eyes in fear of my blatant exposure of their inferiority. Ahhh, the power.
My wife's response when I showed it to her: "Uh, that's got geek written all over it."
To which I replied: "No, look closer... it says NamePros."



