As a mother was passing by her daughter's bedroom, she was astonished
to see the bed was nicely made and everything was picked up.
Then she saw an envelope propped up prominently on the center of the
bed. It was addressed, "Mom."
With the worst premonition, she opened the envelope and read the
letter with trembling hands:
Dear Mom,
It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to go
away with my new boyfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with Dad
and you.
I've been finding real passion with John and he is so nice even with
all his piercing, tattoos, beard, and his motorcycle clothes.
But it's not only the passion mom, I'm pregnant and John said that we
will be very happy.
He already owns a small hut in the woods and has a stack of firewood
for the whole winter.
He wants to have many more children with me and that's now one of my
dreams too.
John taught me that marijuana(A type of Ganja) doesn't really hurt
anyone and we'll be growing it
for us and trading it with his friends for all the cocaine
and ecstasy we want.
In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so
John can get better; he sure deserves it!
Don't worry Mom, I'm 15 years old now and I know how to take care of myself.
Some day I'm sure we'll be back to visit so you can get to know your
grandchildren.
Your daughter,
Judith
PS: Mom, none of the above is true. I'm over at the neighbor's house
I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than
my report card!!!! which is in my desk drawer.
I love you!
Call when it is safe for me to come home.
to see the bed was nicely made and everything was picked up.
Then she saw an envelope propped up prominently on the center of the
bed. It was addressed, "Mom."
With the worst premonition, she opened the envelope and read the
letter with trembling hands:
Dear Mom,
It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to go
away with my new boyfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with Dad
and you.
I've been finding real passion with John and he is so nice even with
all his piercing, tattoos, beard, and his motorcycle clothes.
But it's not only the passion mom, I'm pregnant and John said that we
will be very happy.
He already owns a small hut in the woods and has a stack of firewood
for the whole winter.
He wants to have many more children with me and that's now one of my
dreams too.
John taught me that marijuana(A type of Ganja) doesn't really hurt
anyone and we'll be growing it
for us and trading it with his friends for all the cocaine
and ecstasy we want.
In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so
John can get better; he sure deserves it!
Don't worry Mom, I'm 15 years old now and I know how to take care of myself.
Some day I'm sure we'll be back to visit so you can get to know your
grandchildren.
Your daughter,
Judith
PS: Mom, none of the above is true. I'm over at the neighbor's house
I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than
my report card!!!! which is in my desk drawer.
I love you!
Call when it is safe for me to come home.
