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Few years ago but very funny!

http://www.thetoque.net/021008/ghosts.htm

NOT FAR AWAY-- David Spears has had a burden lifted from him as heavy as a suit of armor. The 36-year-old game enthusiast had spent almost half of his life dealing with an unforgivable shame: he had never defeated the arcade game "Ghosts 'N Goblins." But thanks to some hard work, and some luck, he recently beat the game that had been haunting him for seventeen years.
Ghouls 'N Ghosts was the spooky sequel to Ghosts 'N Goblins.

Ghosts 'N Goblins was developed in 1985, as one of many popular new side-view scrolling platformer games. The player controlled the "knight in shining armor", and with a variety of weapons at his disposal fought against legions of evil creatures on the standard quest to save the princess.

"It was freakin' hard," admitted David. "You started out with a throwing lance--yah, a lance--and you had to use it to fight off these ceaseless waves of undead hordes. There was no save-game feature either, so it was all-or-nothing each time you played."

David began playing arcade games when he was a teenager, during the dawn of video games. He was instantly hooked on Ghosts 'N Goblins when it was introduced by Capcom in the mid 80's. David easily spent half of his Burger King paycheques at the arcade, feeding quarter after quarter into the hungry machine.

Unfortunately, David's lack of skill, combined with the often slow reaction time of the game, made it impossible for him to get past the third level. His frustration mounted when his local arcade closed in 1988, forcing him to travel eight miles to a 7-Eleven on the other side of town. That was the closest place to find the game.
David looks at the machine that took hundreds (maybe thousands) of hours of his life away from him.

Over the years, David continued to invest time and silver into the taunting game. David was like a ghost himself, often disappearing from parties and other social functions, just so that he could try one more time. Eventually he gave up, and went on to finish college.

The game was forgotten for a while, but in 1998, a friend introduced David to MAME (Multiple Arcade Machine Emulator). Soon after that, there was a copy of Ghosts 'N Goblins running on his Pentium II computer.

"I still sucked at the game," said David, "but at least it wasn't 'goblin' up any more of my money. Oh sure, I burned up all my sick days from work, and I lost some friends, but it was a small price to pay for my obsession. But I still couldn't beat that *#&$ game!"

David's fortune changed when he was recently dismissed from his job due to excessive absenteeism.

"I got canned from the food processing plant, and I used my final paycheque to buy a HotRod game controller," said David. "After I installed that, I discovered a Ghosts 'N Goblins walk-thru page, with all sorts of hints and other useful tips."

David used the advantage of being unemployed, and the lucky coincidence of becoming single (he didn't spend enough time with his girlfriend) to lock himself in his apartment and focus on completing the game that had been a curse to his existence.

"I spent 37 hours straight, fighting that game for every inch of grass, ice, and lava," sighed David. "But it finally paid off!"

David defeated the game on August 23rd, 2002, at 5:32 A.M. There was no fanfare, no celebration--just a quiet nod to the game that had been his nemesis for two decades.

David pondered his proud victory for a moment before he announced: "Now I'm ready for Ghouls 'N Ghosts!"
 
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AfternicAfternic
Oh wow... That's what I call real addiction!
 
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Holy junk, I would of though he would of died by now.
 
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thats just sad
 
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thats worse than me O.o; And ive played a game for a week straight before... but i actually get somewhere... :-/
 
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Poor guy, better luck next time!
 
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Its funny he finds a strategy guide like 16 years into the game:)

What a loser.
 
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Wow Man I feel so much pity for him

What a Loser!
 
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Why is he a loser? I don't get it...
 
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You can Do so much wiht your life, but play game 17 years - thats not good IMHO
 
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Well you sure gotta hand it to the guy for persistence :D
 
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That's an inspiring story. Maybe its time I go dust off my old copy of Mike Tyson's Punch Out.
 
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I remember that game, very well. I don't believe I managed to get past the 3rd level - and no, I'm not still trying :)

That article reminds me of something one would read in the Onion. I would be very surprised if it was true. I'm almost certain it is a figment of the writer's imagination.
 
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Iravan said:
You can Do so much wiht your life, but play game 17 years - thats not good IMHO

:lol:

Everybody has a passion (or should I say a bad habbit?) with something in his life... The sad thing is that for some people, not 17 years, but a life is not enough to overcome their bad habits... (see smokers, gamblers etc.)

That's why I believe this man is not a loser, but a winner! :)
 
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poor guy.
 
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Everybody has a passion (or should I say a bad habbit?) with something in his life... The sad thing is that for some people, not 17 years, but a life is not enough to overcome their bad habits... (see smokers, gamblers etc.)

That's why I believe this man is not a loser, but a winner!

Ya I guess...

My Guru once told ua a story about a guy who went for 25 years into (dont know english word) the forest, to meditate, and live an asetic life. After 25 yeard he comes back and tells his guru that he can now walk on water. The Guru tells him how foolish he has been to waste 25 years of his life when he could have done so much more at home.

Basically letting a game almost control you like an addiciton isnt healthy. I am glad for the guy for getting over it... but still in a way disguated that you would let somehting take a hold of you like that. Even though it may be a sickness I still disapprove
 
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I sit here for hours on end. Does that make me sick :(
 
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I sit here for hours on end. Does that make me sick

Sickness is in the Eye of the Beholder!
 
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now THAT's a hard core gamer. im NOTHING compared to him lol
 
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