Joke Time

[yandig]

I thought I'd liven it up in here with a few funnies...I know that the Oregon one is true because our firm uses that sanitation company!

In a podiatrist's office: "Time wounds all heels."

On a septic tank truck in Oregon: "Yesterday's Meals on Wheels"

At a proctologist's door: "To expedite your visit, please back in."

On a plumber's truck: "Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber."

At a tire shop in Milwaukee: "Invite us to your next blow-out."

At a towing company: "We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows."

On an electrician's truck: "Let us remove your shorts."

On a maternity room door: "Push! Push! Push!"

At an optometrist's office: "If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to
the right place."

On a taxidermist's window: "We really know our stuff."

On a fence: "Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive."

At a car dealership: "The best way to get back on your feet -- miss a car
payment."

Outside a muffler shop: "No appointment necessary. We hear you coming."

In a veterinarian's waiting room: "Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"

At the electric company: "We would be delighted if you send in your payment. However, if you don't, you will be."

In a restaurant window: "Don't stand there and be hungry - come on in and get fed up."

In the front yard of a funeral home: "Drive carefully. We'll wait."

At a propane filling station: "Thank heaven for little grills"

And don't forget the sign at a Chicago radiator shop: "Best place in town to take a leak."