Me: When will I see profits on my investment?
Broker: Many Years from now.
Me: How many years?
Broker: As long as it takes.
Me: is it possible i will I lose my investment?
Broker: Not if you wait forever.
Me: Forever is too long I want to sell now.
Broker: Now is not a good time, anytime between many years and eternity is the time frame you should expect your investment to skyrocket.
Me: Ok, you must know what your talking about since your so experienced and I'm just a noob.
Broker: That's right believe me I know what I'm talking about.
Me: your da best, btw I bought the newg's you recommended.
Broker: That's great, I need cash flow to renew my .com's.
Me: .Com's?
Broker: yeah I have a few although they may be valuable Now things may change many years from now.
Me: So your saying it's better to invest in something worthless today because their is a chance it may have value someday rather than invest in something that has value today?
Broker: Yes that's what I'm saying.
Me: Your so Smart.
Broker: I know.
Me: do you have any other recommended investments?
Broker: I do, have you heard of xyz?
Me: it's the end of the alphabet.
Broker: yes anyways alphabet soup is taking off and I suggest you invest in tomatoe sauce.
Me: Thank you so much, Many years from now when I am rich I will pay you the commisions, ok?
Me: hello?
Me: Anyone there?
Broker: I won't be around many years from now, you pay now.
THE End.