I Think My Girlfriend is Cheating on Me

[joeyhavlock]

I've never talked about this before, but I really need the boards advice on what could be a crucial decision. I've suspected for some time now that my girlfriend has been cheating on me.

The usual signs... Phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up.
My girlfriend has been going out with the girls a lot recently although when I ask their names she always says, "Just some friends from work, you don't know them."

I always stay awake to look out for her taxi coming home, but she always walks down the drive. Although I can hear a car driving off, as if she has gotten out of the car round the corner. Why? Maybe she wasn't in a taxi?

I once picked her cell phone up just to see what time it was and she went berserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and why was I checking up on her.

Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my girlfriend I think deep down I just didn't want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to really check on her.

I decided I was going to park my motorcycle next to the garage and then hide behind it so I could get a good view of the whole street when she came home. It was at that moment, crouching behind my bike , that I noticed that the valve covers on my engine seemed to be leaking a little oil.

Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the dealer?

 

[joeyhavlock]

[cough]

Nice
How about a money back guarantee? (please say yes, please say yes) :hehe:

Geez, I wish, I think of the money I have spent along the way on oil and plugs alone!

Is your girlfriend not that stunner of a domain name in your sig?

Loved the post :hehe:

I could possibly include an autographed copy of her picture if it would help in the successful sale of the domain, are you interested?

 

[kev]

Tempted to ask her out for a drink shes a bit out my league but I'll give it a shot :hearts: I'll woo her with some single letter domains in the hope she moves in with me (i.e. my portfolio)


:sold:

 

[joeyhavlock]

Tempted to ask her out for a drink shes a bit out my league but I'll give it a shot :hearts: I'll woo her with some single letter domains in the hope she moves in with me (i.e. my portfolio)


:sold:

I can certainly pass a message on to her on your behalf...

If you are interested in the domain name, there is a thread in the other forum concerning that;

http://www.namepros.com/high-priced-domains/566015-rex-com.html

 

[joeyhavlock]

ok, all is cool now, oil leak fixed, and here's a shot of my girl and the bike;

http://rex.com/WTF.gif

 

[jasonhung]

Interesting!You are talking about your girlfriend or motocycle?

 

[mis_chiff]

ok, all is cool now, oil leak fixed, and here's a shot of my girl and the bike;

http://rex.com/WTF.gif

Nice fix up

 

[Krossat]

Fix the bike, kick the chick.

 

[Domainace]

Keep her well-plugged and used daily, or she'll drip everywhere. If it's too much trouble, then just trade her in for a newer model. Who wants to ride the same old thing year in and year out, anyway?

 

[mwzd]

Take it back to the dealer.

And the gf, while hot, could be swapped in for a newer model :D

Very funny! :lol:

 

[johname]

Otherwise, you are just going to wear her engine out and you might as well put her on the curb with a FOR SALE sign her.

You can try renting her out until she blows a head gasket

 

[Keral_Patel]

Just go and talk with her straight forward that I am having this feeling. What you have to say.

 

[Phoebe_]

lol thought t'was something serious heh:D

Take it back to the dealer and have it fixed :D

 

[RogueWriter]

goober, you totally drew me in, lol, well done.

got me!

 

[joeyhavlock]

Just go and talk with her straight forward that I am having this feeling. What you have to say.

But she does not know anything about motorcycles

 

[Keral_Patel]

Just go and talk with her straight forward that I am having this feeling. What you have to say.

But she does not know anything about motorcycles

No not about motorcycles. Ask her that why you are screaming when I touch your phone. Why are you walking down the drive and I am not able to see the taxi. Why I am having a feeling that you are cheating with me. Forget the bike, you can get a brand new bike anyday. Girl friend is more important.

 

[mwzd]

Forget the bike, you can get a brand new bike anyday. Girl friend is more important.

thats the girl:
http://rex.com/girl.jpg

thats the bike:
http://rex.com/WTF.gif

I'd say keep the bike :D :D :D

 

[gladdy]

Buy her a domain name AllYouNeedIs.Me ))

 

[bluearrow]

Seems both bike and GF need a fix. :D

 

[dbtbandit67]

lol i thought this was about your girlfriend, this is a plot twist gone horribly wrong... or is this your subtle sarcasm?

 

[joeyhavlock]

No not about motorcycles. Ask her that why you are screaming when I touch your phone. Why are you walking down the drive and I am not able to see the taxi. Why I am having a feeling that you are cheating with me. Forget the bike, you can get a brand new bike anyday. Girl friend is more important.

Nick, have you seen my girlfriend, she is a little hard to talk to....

http://rex.com/girl.jpg

Maybe someone here can talk some sense into her, I can put her on a bus and have her at your place in no time...any volunteers?

Seems both bike and GF need a fix. :D

I think I need a FIX...