I Think My Girlfriend is Cheating on Me

[joeyhavlock]

I've never talked about this before, but I really need the boards advice on what could be a crucial decision. I've suspected for some time now that my girlfriend has been cheating on me.

The usual signs... Phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up.
My girlfriend has been going out with the girls a lot recently although when I ask their names she always says, "Just some friends from work, you don't know them."

I always stay awake to look out for her taxi coming home, but she always walks down the drive. Although I can hear a car driving off, as if she has gotten out of the car round the corner. Why? Maybe she wasn't in a taxi?

I once picked her cell phone up just to see what time it was and she went berserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and why was I checking up on her.

Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my girlfriend I think deep down I just didn't want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to really check on her.

I decided I was going to park my motorcycle next to the garage and then hide behind it so I could get a good view of the whole street when she came home. It was at that moment, crouching behind my bike , that I noticed that the valve covers on my engine seemed to be leaking a little oil.

Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the dealer?

 

[dmi]

This is a great one. :D

 

[johname]

I would take it to the dealer

 

[yilduz]

It could be an easy fix, or it could be something pretty big. It's likely something you should be able to do on your own, though. Good luck.


:p

 

[VisualArtistFrankBonilla]

I've never talked about this before, but I really need the boards advice on what could be a crucial decision. I've suspected for some time now that my girlfriend has been cheating on me.

The usual signs... Phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up.
My girlfriend has been going out with the girls a lot recently although when I ask their names she always says, "Just some friends from work, you don't know them."

I always stay awake to look out for her taxi coming home, but she always walks down the drive. Although I can hear a car driving off, as if she has gotten out of the car round the corner. Why? Maybe she wasn't in a taxi?

I once picked her cell phone up just to see what time it was and she went berserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and why was I checking up on her.

Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my girlfriend I think deep down I just didn't want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to really check on her.

I decided I was going to park my motorcycle next to the garage and then hide behind it so I could get a good view of the whole street when she came home. It was at that moment, crouching behind my bike , that I noticed that the valve covers on my engine seemed to be leaking a little oil.

Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the dealer?

If it is just a little oil, don't crouch behind your bike, you won't notice it!

Frank :lol:

 

[eFingerz]

depending on how attached you are to the bike
trust is the main ingredient in a good relation ship
if you think it may throw a rod why would you take it on a trip

tho people like to cheat its sumthing iv never understood but it can build a better relationship if you handle it rite! its like the hooker at the bachelor party

tho its hard to have trust after the fact!

like my brother taught me and i always say
"If its Got Tits oR Tires It Will Cause You Trouble & Cost You Money"


Good luck ! :notme:
and if its causing stress you gotta release or address!

 

[RegFee]

Clearly you need to discuss this with your girlfriend.

 

[nicedomains]

lmao :lol:

 

[hawkeye]

Make her fix it! And pay for it too!!

 

[joeyhavlock]

Clearly you need to discuss this with your girlfriend.

She doesn't know much about bikes ;(

 

[Vito]

Funny as He!!

The bike needs some serious T.L.C.
The girlfriend needs her walking papers!

Good Luck with the bike!
lmao!
(This "IS" a joke, right???...lol)

 

[johname]

I have changed valve covers gaskets on cars before no problem, are motorcycles harder?

 

[joeyhavlock]

I have changed valve covers gaskets on cars before no problem, are motorcycles harder?

here's some advice I received from a friend;

Make sure you have the right size plug. Too little is just not going to do anything for her and too big, well it just won't go in.

If you have the wrong size oil plug, you're just not going to do it right and she won't be happy. Then she will have to go somewhere else to see if someone else can do it right.

Okay, now that you think you have the right size plug, you're going to have to play around with the hole a little to get her all lubed up and ready to receive that plug.

You'll know you've done it wrong when it starts out moaning and purring but then starts getting making this real *****ie and odd sound. When she starts whining and just doesn't feel or sound right, you'll need to stop and start over.

If her valves are knocking then you need to start all over until you do it right. You might need a third person to really make her scream. The best thing about this is you only have to stand back or sit and watch how a real pro does it.

When you're ready to give it another try, you better be sure to wear something to protect you. You want to be sure there are no foreign objects in there and use only new oil, not any that has been used before. Because once you place that plug in and really pumping that oil to her you had better hope you're doing it right and she is happy with it.

If you're doing it right but she starts screaming real loud you are going to have to thrust something in there to make her shut up and not wake up the neighbors. If nothing is oozing out then you know you she likes it. A little drip here in there is nothing to worry about. You might have to clean her up a little and make sure you didn't get any on yourself.

If you continue to have problems then you're not going to be able to ride her. And you definitely don't want to let anyone else on her. That could really mess things up. Especially if they have an accident and and she comes back all banged up. Sure, you can confront the other person about the condition they left her in but hey, they can deny it and it might end up being your problem anyways.

Otherwise, you are just going to wear her engine out and you might as well put her on the curb with a FOR SALE sign her.

 

[samuelhr]

Been done before :D

 

[joeyhavlock]

Been done before :D

Girlfriend or Valve job?

 

[samuelhr]

Girlfriend or Valve job?

Girlfriend, she gets around a bit

 

[mis_chiff]

Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the dealer?

I spit out my coffee when I read this earlier...
I can't believe you don't have an extended warranty :o

 

[joeyhavlock]

Girlfriend, she gets around a bit

I know, I know, but have you SEEN my girlfriend?

http://rex.com/girl.jpg

I spit out my coffee when I read this earlier...
I can't believe you don't have an extended warranty :o

I know, I know, but Geico won't insure her

 

[mis_chiff]

http://rex.com/girl.jpg

[cough]

Nice
How about a money back guarantee? (please say yes, please say yes) :hehe:

 

[kev]

Is your girlfriend not that stunner of a domain name in your sig?

Loved the post :hehe: