I Think My Girlfriend is Cheating on Me

[joeyhavlock]

I've never talked about this before, but I really need the boards advice on what could be a crucial decision. I've suspected for some time now that my girlfriend has been cheating on me.

The usual signs... Phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up.
My girlfriend has been going out with the girls a lot recently although when I ask their names she always says, "Just some friends from work, you don't know them."

I always stay awake to look out for her taxi coming home, but she always walks down the drive. Although I can hear a car driving off, as if she has gotten out of the car round the corner. Why? Maybe she wasn't in a taxi?

I once picked her cell phone up just to see what time it was and she went berserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and why was I checking up on her.

Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my girlfriend I think deep down I just didn't want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to really check on her.

I decided I was going to park my motorcycle next to the garage and then hide behind it so I could get a good view of the whole street when she came home. It was at that moment, crouching behind my bike , that I noticed that the valve covers on my engine seemed to be leaking a little oil.

Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the dealer?

 

[htmlindex]

Make her fix it! And pay for it too!!

Exactly. Since she's the one cheating on you, make her do the work & pay for it!

 

[turnhardtoeasy]

nice one dude...!

 

[exponent]

Here is what you do....

1.) Find a cute and preferably single female friend, tell her the situation.
2.) When your girlfriend comes home, confront her.
3.) Make sure the cute friend knows what you're going to say and can verify your "claim"

The key is that you need to make her think your friend picked up the phone and this strange guy started talking to her thinking the friend was actually your girlfriend. Trust me, she'll flip if she thinks she's been caught.

4.) Walking papers.
5.) Bang the cute friend?

 

[FreshAvails.com]

Sorry it has taken me so long to respond. I had a quick look at the bike the last time I dropped off your girlfriend and I have some bad news for you. Your plugs are badly fouled. I would tell you it was something you could do yourself but from what I hear, you aren't very handy with a tool. Leave your precious gem in the hands of someone like me for a while and soon enough, once all the kinks have been worked out and it has been ridden constantly and worked on properly, you will get it back. Odds are we would have gotten sick of looking at it because we would have been on top of it so much. After that she will be all yours. Good luck.

 

[CrazyJoker]

That was a good one !

 

[wussadotcom]

A big lol... :p

 

[franchise]

Funny stuff..thanks for the mid day laugh....

 

[j0hnyl]

classic

 

[Keral_Patel]

Nick, have you seen my girlfriend, she is a little hard to talk to....

http://rex.com/girl.jpg

Is this the girl? :o Oh then you don't have to worry about her cheating with you She can't :D LOL