Hello to you and you and you!

[Dr.Phil]

Hi, everyone.

I may be new to this forum, but I trust I am not new to you.

My name is Phil McGraw, but you can call me Dr. Phil.

I've been asked to come here and resolve some unsettling issues that you may have personally or with someone else.

Afterall, that is what I do...I make you put your differences aside, reach deep down into your very heart and soul and make you cry on national television, and convince you that you are wrong and I am always right. Otherwise, you would have you own syndicated TV show, wouldn't you. But you don't.

Feel free to PM to have me pay you a visit. I'll do the best I can but Dr. Phil is a very busy person. After all, I have my own TV show...and you don't.

In the meantime, be reading my latest book, Why Domainers Are Really Called Cyber Squatters.

 

[Kenny]

Welcome to NamePros Dr. Phil.

w0w, who would have thunk it? You. Here. Now.

Personally I can’t even tell you what an honor it is having you grace
our little slice of heaven. No really, I can’t.
After reading you latest rendition of mass media drivel "Why Domainers Are Really Called Cyber Squatters" it is obvious that you should have joined a remedial writing group long ago since I have to wonder how you breathe
with your head stuck so far up your.... ahh yes, you did however spell Domainers correctly. Must have been a typo on your part.

And really, do you know who your audience really consists of?
I checked the demographics and apparently the majority of your watchers
are people not smart enough for Jerry Springer. So yes, you do have a TV
show, but tell me, is this something you are really proud of?
I didn't think so.

So I advise you now to close this account, get a real job, (I hear carnival sideshow freaks make fair wages and you would fit right in), shine both your head and your shoes... not with the same rag again you idiot, and look up "traveling parking lot carnivals" on google and see if you qualify.

You may not, so don’t get your hopes up.

Oh yes, and Staff has deleted your fake Oprah account, don’t try this again.

Peace,
Cyberian