Dr. Phil is a genius!

[Gene]

I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me and we could all use more calm in our lives. By following the simple advice heard on a Dr. Phil show, I have finally found inner peace.

Dr. Phil proclaimed the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started. So I looked around my house to see things I started and hadn't finished; and before leaving the house this morning I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of White Zinfandel, a bottle of Baileys, a bottle of Kahlua, a package of Oreos, the remainder of both Prozac and Valium prescriptions, the rest of the cheesecake, some saltines and a box of chocolates.

You have no idea how freaking good I feel.

 

[PulpFiction]

:lol:

 

[dgridley]

Hehe... Or you could go the "My Name Is Earl" route...

 

[robertjr]

ROFLMAO

Thanks for the Gene

 

[LeetPCUser]

HAHAHA. At first I thought you were serious!

 

[Sabre]

:lol:

Thanks for the great laugh Gene...

Great one :p

 

[Chris]

Great joke, Gene. :lol:

 

[italks]

LOL good one.

 

[labrocca]

oh jeez that was great!

 

[monRa]

i want to end my goal "be rich",
can i do it?

 

[spy69]

lol

 

[se]

hahahaa..nice one

 

[Tippy]

:lol: ...that reminds me I still have the Cups, Pots and Silverwear to do, hey, at least the Plates are done.

 

[vip-ip]

Hmm.. lets see, a bottle of diet pepsi here and $4, gotte finish these up

Great laugh

 

[Andromeda]

hehe a good one

 

[Michelle]

LMAO
Thanks for the giggle :tu:

 

[jmweb]

You got 1 thing left to finish

The day

 

[.X.]

:yell: :lol: :lol: