Halloween Jokes and One Liners

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What better to celebrate Halloween by posting one liner (clean) jokes, just for fun

Why did the vampire go to the orthodontist?
To improve his bite...

What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman?
Frostbite...

Why do witches use brooms to fly on?
Because vacuum cleaners are too heavy...

How do witches keep their hair in place while flying?
With scare spray...

What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a vampire?
A fur coat that fangs around your neck...

Do zombies eat popcorn with their fingers?
No, they eat the fingers separately...

Why don't skeletons ever go out on the town?
Because they don't have any body to go out with...

What do ghosts add to their morning cereal?
Booberries...

What is a vampire's favorite sport?
Casketball...

What is a vampire's favorite holiday?
Fangsgiving...

What would a monster's psychiatrist be called?
Shrinkenstein...

 

[johname]

Where do ghosts go swimming?




The Dead Sea...

 

[Janine]

lol. thanks for sharing! =]

here's a pic:

 

[johname]

What did Dracula say when he kissed his vampire girlfriend?





Ouch...

 

[johname]

What is Dracula's favorite kind of coffee?




Decoffinated...