Goodbye NP!

[Kenny]

Hello Mods & Mems,

Just wanted to say goodbye, my work here is done and I have been rewarded for my service by winning the UK LOTTERY.

I'll be donating all my computers to the widows and orphans fund and moving to Aruba.

UK LOTTERY.
28 ROM FORD AVENUE FORES
GATE LONDON UK
, UNITED KINGDOM.
PHONE +44-7045-745292
REF: N B M /2551256003/22
BATCH : 14/0017/IPD

DEAR WINNER,


ON BEHALF OF THE U.K LOTTERY AND FROM THE DESK OF THE
CLAIMS DEPARTMENT,WE GLADLY NOTIFY YOU OF YOUR LUCKY
WINNER OF A TOTAL OF £ 1,600,000 POUNDS STERLING ONLY(
ONE MILLION SIX HUNDRED BRITISH POUNDS STERLING ),IN
THE ON-GOING DRAWS, FREE COMPUTER E-MAIL SELECTION
LOTTERY HELD ON THE 10TH OCT 2007.



YOUR EMAIL ADDRESS CAME OUT IN THE 3RD CATEGORY OF OUR
COMPUTER BALLOTING SYSTEM DRAWN FROM 15 MILLION NAMES
FROM AUSTRALIA,NEW ZEALAND, AMERICA, EUROPE, NORTH
AMERICA AND AFRICA AS PART OF INTERNATIONAL PROMOTIONS


PROGRAM, WHICH IS CONDUCTED ANNUALLY.

YOUR EMAIL WAS ATTACHED TO TICKET NUMBER:
025-1146-1992-750,WITH SERIAL NUMBER: 2113-22 AND
LUCKY NUMBERS: 9, 13, 15, 31, 48, LUCKY STARS: 3,6
(YOU CAN CHECK YOUR RESULTS ON WWW.ALLLOTTO.CO.UK TO

CONFIRM YOUR EXACT PRIZE AMOUNT)

PLEASE NOTE THAT YOUR PAYMENT HAS BEEN REDIRECTED TO
OUR PAYING BANK IN NIGERIA THROUGH OUR BANK IN LONDON
UNITED KINGDOM DUE TO MISSED UP IN OUT LIST TO AVOID
MAKING DOUBLE PAYMENT.



YOUR WINNING FALLS UNDER THE BOOKLET OF OUR EUROPEAN
CO-ORDINATOR, THEREFORE YOU ARE IMMEDIATELY REQUIRED
TO CONTACT YOUR FIDUCIARY AGENT IN AFRICA,

TO PROCESS YOUR PRIZE CLAIM,AT THE ADDRESS BELOW:





REV FR PAUL ANDERSON
(AFRICA FIDUCIARY AGENT.)
EMAIL: [email protected]
PHONE +234-8034141202




ONCE AGAIN,ON BEHALF OF U.K LOTTERY TEAM, WE SAY


CONGRATULATIONS. YOURS SINCERELY,


DR. WILLIAMS JONES.
HEAD,ONLINE CONTACT TEAM.
U.K LOTTERY.



WARNING:


1. YOU ARE HIGHLY ADVISED TO KEEP YOUR PRIZE WINNING
HIGHLY SECRET, CONFIDENTIAL AND FROM
PUBLIC NOTICE,UNTIL YOU HAVE COMPLETELY TRANSFERED
YOUR
PRIZE, TO AVOID ANY LOSS, TO UNSCRUPULOUS
INDIVIDUALS,AS WE DID NOT EVEN PUBLISH YOUR NAME/EMAIL
ON THE WEBSITE, TO PROTECT YOU AND YOUR PRIZE MONEY.

2. YOU ARE AUTOMATICALLY DISQUALIFIED, IF UNDER THE
AGE OF 18.


3. YOUR PRIZE MONEY WILL BE FOR CONFISCATED TO
GOVERNMENT IF YOU REFUSE TO CLAIM IT,TRY TO CLAIM
YOUR PRIZE,ON OR BEFORE THE 15TH OCT ,2007 SO
CONTACT YOUR FIDUCIARY AGENT IMMEDIATELY.




YOU ARE ALSO ADVISED TO PROVIDE HIM WITH THE UNDER
LISTED INFORMATION'S AS SOON AS POSSIBLE:

Now some of you may be thinking this is just another Nigerian Scam. And I thought that at first too.
But would Nigerians use all CAPS? Or bad grammer? Or a dot ru email? No!
This is obviously the real deal and written by Dr. William Jones. One of UK's best!

Adios amigos & amigas,

Cy

 

[loko123]

hope you really won the lottery. myself i am not sure about those uk lotteries, i am always getting e-mails saying you won the uk lottery with some crapy yahoo e-mail address and pointing to a different weird domain name.

 

[deleted984054565403]

Congrats, Cy!

I won the UK lottery once, but I spent all my winnings on helping the deposed king of Nigeria.

 

[Keral_Patel]

WOW Party for all NPers. I think Kenny will send gifts to all the NPers from his money if it is left after burning them in chilly winter nights.

I had won
- Some Oil fields
- One Multi billion dollar company which owns ranches all over the globe.
- Some ladies whose husband were generals also liked me and gave me all their money.
- More then 100 princes who were in hiding also sent all their swiss bank money to me.
- Some guys signed some boxes loaded with precious goods to my name before they died and their lawyers handed me all that goods.

Still I don't know from where this people are always finding me again and again. And sometimes 10 different people give me their fortune in one day.

Bad luck that I am never able to see it for real. It never reaches me. There is always something somewhere which is creating a minor.. very minor problem which could have been solved with 10K's which I won't like to part with.

BTW is this money tax free. Can we ask that guy what will be the procedure of taxes on it. :D

 

[bizwiz]

Some people just have all the luck :D

 

[Michelle Ü]

you got us there :D

 

[True_Snake]

:lol:

You scared me too there ! Hey Kenny, since we're such good friends and everything, ya' think I can, you know, get some of that ?

:notme:

CONGRATS!

True_Snake

 

[HFear]

Sorry to see you leave Kenny. You were a great addition to NP. Hope you have a safe trip.

 

[Kenny]

Bad luck that I am never able to see it for real. It never reaches me. There is always something somewhere which is creating a minor.. very minor problem which could have been solved with 10K's which I won't like to part with.

BTW is this money tax free. Can we ask that guy what will be the procedure of taxes on it. :D

Did you say 10k? What a coincidence, apparently that is how much the processing/transfer fees (paid in advance of course) are going to cost me.
I just sold my car, my bass boat, and one slightly used kidney (I can buy another when the money comes) to raise the cash. :tu:

Cy

Ahhh yes, the good life awaits!

 

[Jeff]

:hehe:

PS. Goooo SOX!!! :kickass: :hearts:

 

[Keral_Patel]

and one slightly used kidney

ROFL :D ROFL :D ROFL :D ROFL :D

Slightly used......

I have a newer one. 26 years old. Not much used. Washed with alcohol every 10 days. Sterilized kidney.

 

[Keral_Patel]

Now I think this guy is real. He cannot be lying. He also has link to prove his story.

Dear Friend,

I am Mr.Tony Brown, a Banker with First City Monument Bank, here in
Nigeria. I am writing this letter to ask for your Support and
co-operation to carry out this business opportunity in my Department.We discovered an abandoned sum of (USD10 Million) in an account that belongs to one of our foreign customers Late Engineer Daniel Worley who died in the Ikeja Bomb blast of the 27th of January 2002 including his wife and two children.

Since his death, we have been expecting his Next-of-kin to come over and put claims for his money as his heir since we cannot release the fund from his account unless someone applies to claim as the heir apparent to the deceased as indicated in our banking regulation. Unfortunately,neither their family member nor distant relatives have shown up to claim the said fund.

Upon this discovery, my colleagues and I, have agreed to make business with you and release the total amount into your account as the heir to the fund since no one came for it or discovered he maintained an account with our bank, otherwise the fund will be returned to the banks treasury as unclaimed fund.

For clarity, we have agreed that our ratio of sharing will be as stated thus; 30% for you as foreign partner, 65% for me and the officials in my department and 5% for the settlement of all local and foreign expenses incurred during the course of this business.

Upon the successful completion of this transfer, my colleagues and I will come to your country and mind our share. It is from our 65 % we intend to import Agricultural Machineries into my country as a way of recycling the fund. To commence this transaction, we require you to immediately indicate your interest by a return e-mail and enclose your private contact telephone & fax numbers,full names & address to enable the process of this transaction in your favour and to effect the necessary approvals before the transfer can be made.



Note also, this transaction must be kept STRICTLY CONFIDENTIAL because of its nature. For confirmation of this story please refer to these sites:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/africa/2718295.stm
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/africa/2698081.stm
http://www.worldsocialist-cwi.org/index2.html?/eng/2002/02/02.html

I look forward to receiving your prompt response.

Regards,

Tony Brown.

 

[lpstong]

LOL the dates are not the same on the first 2 stories. The first link talks about a recent attack in 2/2003. The 2nd link talks about an attack that took place in 1/2002. The 3rd link didnt work for me.

One would think to get the dates straight if using actual stories.

It must be real if he gave links. lol. Ok right. Your funny. I like your response.

One could always send these guys back an email with some links as well. One to the US Homeland Security. Another to the US Department of Justice and the last one would be

http://www.nigerianscams.org/

And ask if they can find their story somewhere in that link. Hmmmmmm

 

[TOXX]

Don't mean to "barge in" on the "warm Goodbye", but could you please be so kind to check your PM's from me before you leave Cyberian?

 

[GeoOwners]

thats nothing...the KING of Sudan needs my help...I'm sure he will buy me some kewl stuff and refund my airfare when I get there...


.

 

[Kenny]

Don't mean to "barge in" on the "warm Goodbye", but could you please be so kind to check your PM's from me before you leave Cyberian?

work work work, work work work.... fixed.

 

[TOXX]

work work work, work work work.... fixed.

Thank You!
...
Now you can go in peace and claim your riches! :lol:
...
Oh! I just received a similar email??! :hehe:

 

[Finer - Tommy]

Well done.

 

[baseballworld]

I hate those emails..lol

 

[MisterD]

:lol: That's a good one!!

Enjoy Aruba!!

 

[bro]

They offer me new friends and family members all the time and ask to accept the greeting cards from them