WooHoo! YabbaDabbaDoo! I'm a Millionaire!!!

[Grrilla]

:bingo:Hey everyone! Look at me! I'm a millionaire!!! Best of all, it's in Euros! Gee-Wiz. I must be the luckiest guy in the whole wide world! After I collect, I'm gonna send out 1000- No, make that 10,000NP$ to every NP member. Woo-Hoo! Yipp-eee! I feel so good right now, I wish there were two of me! I'm so happy, I think I'm going to start crying. :lol:

Lotto. NL
Suite 120 1007
South/Zuld, 1NL
Meppo Holland
(Customer Services)
Ref: NL/8161/99
Batch: NL/BE12-11

Government Accredited Licensed lottery promoters.
International Promotions/Prize Award Department
Login to Website: www.lotto.nl


We are please to announce you as one of the 10 lucky winners in the
national lottery held on the 3rd May, 2006. All 10 winning addresses were
randomly selected from a batch of 50,000,000 international emails. Your
email address emerged alongside 9 others as a category 2 winner in this year
Lotto. NL game drawConsequently, you have therefore been approved for a
total pay out of 1,000,000 (one million Euros) only. In order to avoid
unnecessary delays and complications please remember to quote your reference
number and batch numbers:


Please note that your lucky winning number falls within our European
booklet representative office in Europe as indicated in your play coupon. In
view of this, your 1,000,000 (One Million Euros) would be released to you by
any of our payment offices in Europe.

To file for your claim, please contact
Advocate Steven cox
Tel: +31 -630 143 359
Fax: +31-84-722-8603
Email:[email protected]
law & Associates
NOTE:Please send this email to [email protected]

This will enable the office of law & asscociates to send the claims
application form (A4) to you the Beneficiary.you can confirm your winnings
when you Login to Website: www.lotto.nl
For security reasons, you are advised to keep your winning information
confidential till your claims is processed and your money remitted to
you in whatever manner you deem fit to claim your prize. This is part
of our precautionary measure to avoid double claiming and unwarranted
abuse of this program. Please be warned. Remember, all winnings must be
claim not later than May 18th, 2006, after this date, unclaimed funds will
be returned to the Lotto. NL

CONGRATULATIONS!
CALL NOW TO CLAIM YOUR WINNING PRIZE
Advocate Steven cox
Tel: +31 -630 143 359
Fax: +31-84-722-8603
Email:[email protected]
law & Associates
NOTE:Please send this email to [email protected]

Yours faithfully,
Mrs Maria Van Boer
Online coordinator
Sweepstakes International Program.

:lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[BrandonG]

:lol:

I'm beginning to get sick of those e-mails.

 

[-SMH-]

Yep I have won that lottery or very similar ones hundreds of times. :lol:

 

[abdulmueid]

Let me see... I've already won about 4 National Lotteries, About a billion dollars in commision for transferring money from Nigeria to US and yeah, I was a reseller of umm... Phentermine, Viagra, Caalis and a few other stimulating drugs so that accounts for another couple of millions and now recently I've been dealing with duplex watches etc so that'll pump in another few millions... phew!

Forbes, please tell Bill Gates that he comes after me!

 

[Grrilla]

I became one before you did! :lol:

4 and counting. (or does abdulmueid's count as 4? Wow, abdulmueid! Yer R-E-A-L-L-Y lucky!) I hope the other 6 show up soon. Than, we can all get together and have a millionnaire's party and do all of the other sh!t that millionaires must do when they get together!!! Can hardly wait. :kickass:

 

[faisj]

Lotto. NL
Suite 120 1007
South/Zuld, 1NL
Meppo Holland

LOL,

Lotto.nl is for real... but I am sure they have nothing to do with this email.
In holland we never have addresses with "Suite XX etc... )

Zuld = Zuid (correct spelling)
Zipcode is never 1NL ( correct format: 2901 RD )
Meppo is not even a city in Holland :P

Why don't these spammers not even take the trouble
in getting some stuff right... LOL

 

[abdulmueid]

Grrilla: Count me as 4, I was one of the ten winners this time :D

 

[slipondajimmy]

im a pretty rich MOFO as well .

 

[mis_chiff]

You'd think there was a better way to make money :lol: :lol:

 

[B33R]

Let me see... I've already won about 4 National Lotteries, About a billion dollars in commision for transferring money from Nigeria to US and yeah, I was a reseller of umm... Phentermine, Viagra, Caalis and a few other stimulating drugs so that accounts for another couple of millions and now recently I've been dealing with duplex watches etc so that'll pump in another few millions... phew!

Forbes, please tell Bill Gates that he comes after me!

:lol:

I really wish they'd come up with something different. It's always the same old emails. Like I'm gonna fall for one of those scams on the 167th try. If it didn't work the first 166 times, it sure as hell won't work on the 167th!

I really think I'm in the wrong business. If I started a few original, new scams then I really could be a millionaire!!!

 

[CrazyTech]

Well, with those things, I think they'd have to coin a new number for my mass accumulation of wealth. Apparently those lotteries and big name Nigerian oil execs really have the money behind them.

 

[Chris]

Another millionaire! That's great news, Michael! But you only won 1,000,000 euros?? They must be getting low, as I won 2 million euros from the Union Australian Lottery a couple months ago.

I've been retired in Hawaii ever since.

 

[weblord]

i wish it were true, for I have received several of them even making a collection (blogs) of everything, the only problem is Im in the Philippines.

 

[Sabre]

10000NP$ per member? :o

So, you're getting 1,000,000Euros (not sure what that is in $ - probably about 2,000,000?) and giving out $64,254,000.

PERSONALLY I think this thread is a scam and this "Grrilla" or whoever he is should be banned from the site...
:D

 

[petrosc]

lol I usually become a millionaire once or twice a week. LOL

 

[scrsteven]

If I had all the money emails said I had won... I'd be a quadrillionaire at least. (I had a domain that got 4000 emails a day, with majority of it spam, hence I got hundreds of these messages).

 

[petrosc]

how about this one:

How about this one? I get these almost every day

Dearest One.

With due respect and humility I write this letter to you which I believe you will be of great assistance to me.

I am MISS Becky Williams am the only daughter of late Dr. David Williams,my father was a very wealthy cocoa merchant based in Abidjan, the economic capital of cote d'Ivoire.before he was poisoned to death by his business associates on one of their outing to discourse on a business.

When my mother died on the 21st October 1986,my father took me so special because I am motherless, before the death of my father on 29th November 2004 in a private hospital here in Abidjan. he secretly called me on his bedside and told me that he has the sum of (us$11.500.000)eleven million five hundred thousand united sates dollars in a Finance company in Dakar-Senegal, he let me know that the he used my name as his only daughter for the next of kin in deposit of the fund. he also explained to me that it was because of this wealth that he was poisoned by his business associates.that i should seek for a foreign partner in a country of my choice where i will transfer this money for investment purpose and to further my education.

Dear, I contacted you to assist me and claim out this money which my late father deposited in the Finance company and transfer it to your country. so that I can come over your country immediately for investment and continue my education.

However, Dear I have accepted to offer you 15% of the total sum for any expenses which might have incurred during the process of transferring and also as a compensation for your effort/input after the successful transfer of this money to your country overseas.
Furthermore, you can indicate your option towards assisting me as I believe that this transaction would be concluded within few days you signify your interest to assist me because am now in Dakar-Senegal to claim this money from the Finance company.

Am expecting to hear from you soon.

Thanks and GOD bless you.

Miss Becky Williams.

 

[B33R]

I just logged into my Yahoo Mail for the first time in months - too much spam - there's 200+ emails in the spam folder including this:

Howdy!
My apologies for disturbing you but I have some important news.
Because you own a house, you meet the requirements
to ref-inance your home. You may be wondering
why this is the best time to refi/nance, and the reason is crystal clear .=

Oddly enough there's no links in that email just the text.
Can't find any of those scam emails though, mine are all porn, pills and stocks.

Here's one from "my bank".

Recent email scams have attempted to con some customers into disclosing their Online Banking security log-in details. However, we would like to get security warnings across to as many customers as possible.

That's why we're asking you to take a few minutes to confirm your log-in details. This will allow us to identify you as the legal owner of the account.

An email scam warning me about an email scam??? Guess I better click the link and log in then! :hehe:

 

[Rom]

I hate those mails They won't stop emailing me... About 5/day

So I get 5 Millions a day... I'm richer than you! Ha! :p

 

[Grrilla]

10000NP$ per member? :o

So, you're getting 1,000,000Euros (not sure what that is in $ - probably about 2,000,000?) and giving out $64,254,000.

PERSONALLY I think this thread is a scam and this "Grrilla" or whoever he is should be banned from the site...
:D

No. I'm for real- really! I did, however, leave out one minor detail. I meant to say, 10000NP$ for every NP member who, immediately, makes, at least, a 100NP$ deposit to my account. (Larger amts accepted and will receive special consideration after I receive my check and am doling out the NP$ loot.) Now, tell me- How can you go wrong w/ that offer?! That's what I call money in the bank! :santa: Man, there are just too many skeptics and bubble bursters around here. Don't you be one of them. Send you NP$ now. Operators are standing by.