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[Lox]

Flat Earth FC: the football club who represent a conspiracy theory

The Flat Earth FC chairman says he is ‘using the club to make sure that people reconsider their lives’

... “Football is the most popular sport and has the most impact worldwide, so creating a club dedicated to the flat earth movement is the best way to have a constant presence in the media,” said Poves earlier this year. “Flat Earth FC is the first football club whose followers are united by the most important thing, which is an idea.”

The club’s crest is now a circular image of the earth, pressed flat on to all kits, and fans are encouraged to spark regular conversations in their pursuit of answers from the powers that be. The team mascot? An astronaut. It’s a radical move, but the club is bringing in supporters from afar. “It’s really amazing to be part of this amazing movement,” says Flat Earth player Mario Cardete. “I think it’s more than a club.”

read more (theguardian) | FlatEarthFC.com

 

[.X.]

If the earth is flat i am an Alien

 

[Lox]

If the earth is flat i am an Alien

... what would we see with a flat retina? Can't imagine but a big flat birthday cake must be an extraordinary experience

 

[Compassion]

If the earth is flat i am an Alien

nice to meet you mr aLIEn!

Enjoy a flight on this weather balloon, let us all know if you see any curvature or riddle us this...
Scientifically how does the horizon always rise with us to eye level on anything else but the surface of a plane?

Speaking of planes, on a flight in December I was the last off of the plane and thanked the pilot for "flying the plane across the plane." Immediately he smiled and proceeded to invite me into the cockpit to give me a tour.

And why again does water always seek level? Oh that's correct! all water levels at sea-level and we only ever observe water level itself, be it in a swimming pool, lake, ocean or drinking glass.

 

[Lox]

nice to meet you mr aLIEn!

Enjoy a flight on this weather balloon, let us all know if you see any curvature or riddle us this...
Scientifically how does the horizon always rise with us to eye level on anything else but the surface of a plane?

Speaking of planes, on a flight in December I was the last off of the plane and thanked the pilot for "flying the plane across the plane." Immediately he smiled and proceeded to invite me into the cockpit to give me a tour.

And why again does water always seek level? Oh that's correct! all water levels at sea-level and we only ever observe water level itself, be it in a swimming pool, lake, ocean or drinking glass.

Thanks! One of the world's most relaxing video clips!

 

[.X.]

nice to meet you mr aLIEn!

Enjoy a flight on this weather balloon, let us all know if you see any curvature or riddle us this...
Scientifically how does the horizon always rise with us to eye level on anything else but the surface of a plane?

Speaking of planes, on a flight in December I was the last off of the plane and thanked the pilot for "flying the plane across the plane." Immediately he smiled and proceeded to invite me into the cockpit to give me a tour.

And why again does water always seek level? Oh that's correct! all water levels at sea-level and we only ever observe water level itself, be it in a swimming pool, lake, ocean or drinking glass.

I called my people and we enjoyed your weather ballon trip together while eating some Ganip Ganaps, that is food from my planet

 

[tonyk2000]

 

[Lox]

LMAO

 

[.X.]

... what would we see with a flat retina? Can't imagine but a big flat birthday cake must be an extraordinary experience

our retinas are flat Lox, you didn’t hear about that???

yes, not only are our retinas flat, but gravity has no purpose to us, we also evolved from little thingies that were once thought of as tadpoles but ended up that is what we are derived from, cause 18 trillion years ago I was a fly on the wall. I didn’t know these either until now, but all that is true I promise , because @Compassion sent me up in a weather ballon, and that’s how I know

 

[Lox]

our retinas are flat Lox, you didn’t hear about that???

yes, not only are our retinas flat, but gravity has no purpose to us, we also evolved from little thingies that were once thought of as tadpoles but ended up that is what we are derived from, cause 18 trillion years ago I was a fly on the wall. I didn’t know these either until now, but all that is true I promise , because @Compassion sent me up in a weather ballon, and that’s how I know

I just realized everything I thought I knew about the eyeballs and retinas was wrong

 

[Compassion]

... what would we see with a flat retina? Can't imagine but a big flat birthday cake must be an extraordinary experience

The "Flat Earth Society" = Controlled Opposition

 

[Compassion]

from my planet

you live on a plane enveloped by a t ?
t = an unfolded cube.

 

[Samer]

This thread reminds me of Kyrie Irving.

Samer

 

[.X.]

you live on a plane enveloped by a t ?
t = an unfolded cube.

Lemme ask you, If the earth is flat then how come every other planet is round looking through a telescope???, i have done that before , "Round"

So you would say all other planets are round except earth, and its flat correct??

 

[.X.]

Lemme ask you, If the earth is flat then how come every other planet is round looking through a telescope???, i have done that before , "Round"

So you would say all other planets are round except earth, and its flat correct??

Hmm, most things that are flat suck, flat beer and sodas, flat tires. Flat usually = negative

 

[Abdillahi Abdillahi]

I would love to play in this team

 

[bmugford]

Are they going to use a flat ball?

Brad

 

[Mister Funsky]

Are they going to use a flat ball?

 

[Compassion]

Trust your senses​

 

[Compassion]

Lemme ask you, If the earth is flat then how come every other planet is round looking through a telescope???, i have done that before , "Round"

So you would say all other planets are round except earth, and its flat correct??

Who ever said that the Earth isn't round and a plane?