Domaining: How to Ruin Your Health

[Sameh]

Excellent Article :tu:

Inspired by Ben Stein’s “How To Ruin Your Life“, here’s my top 10 about how to ruin your health:

10. Place your screen low: You heard me right, place it low. To think this has anything to do with your neck pain is juvenile. Placing your screen low will support many doctors and chiropractors for many years to come, and don’t we all want to help the economy in tough times?

9. Do not stretch: Your neck/back pain has nothing to do with stretching. It is genetic!

8. Eat junk food: The faster you cook it the better. Who cares if it nutritional or not?

7. Eat in front of your computer, fast!: This one is pretty simple. Eat in front of the computer as it will take time away from searching for domains and optimizing your portfolio. Make sure to eat fast and not waste more then 60 seconds on a meal. Your body, unlike the rest of the world, will deal with it somehow.

6. Do not drink liquids often: Again, drinking liquids is for the weak. So you went 15 hours without drinking water, so what? Remember, you are a superhero!

5. Sit sloppy: Sitting straight in front of the computer is not something you want to do. When others say to you that you need to sit straight, they don’t understand you are special, they don’t understand your special DNA structure is unlike any other, they forget you are superior to all mankind.

4. Do not exercise, ever!: Unlike the rest of the world, YOU do not need to exercise. You work with your head and moving your eyes around the screen and the mouse cursor is more exercise then your body will ever need. Did I mention your future wife or current wife only cares about the money you make and not about physical attractiveness? Avoid at all costs!

3. Click more, faster: Repetitive Strain Injury cannot and will not affect YOU. You are superior to all mankind, your DNA is of a superhero.

2. Three hours of sleep is more then enough for you: Forget about anyone who says you need eight hours. Any minute more then three hours shows how weak you are. You are strong, you can handle three hours without trying. If anything, sleep two hours a day. No, it won’t affect your health, matter of fact, it will make your fingers stronger as you type domains more frequently.

1. Remember, anything that affects others’ health can never affect yours. If anything, it will make you stronger. You are SPECIAL.

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[james2002]

Nice list.

Eat in front of your computer, fast!: This one is pretty simple. Eat in front of the computer as it will take time away from searching for domains and optimizing your portfolio. Make sure to eat fast and not waste more then 60 seconds on a meal. Your body, unlike the rest of the world, will deal with it somehow.

I was having my meals in front of computer at times during landrush period of .asia domains.

 

[Red Rock]

Man EG,
Funny as He!!
So...I can't pay you for that VMBZ.com that I won from you,
now that your thread just forced me to quit domaining!
LMAO!

 

[Sameh]

Man EG,
Funny as He!!
So...I can't pay you for that VMBZ.com that I won from you,
now that your thread just forced me to quit domaining!
LMAO!

Don't quit. but try to avoid this list

 

[james2002]

It is just brilliant joke.

It also reflects our domaining practice.

 

[Deaol]

I feel sorry for anyone who has to sit in front of the computer for more than 2 hours a day...

 

[MadAboutDomains]

You feel sorry for the vast majority of Namepros.com members then :haha:

 

[-REECE-]

Great article


Might I add:

11. Make sure your monitor is really bright and you use it right before you go to bed. It'll totally wipe out your body's melatonin production and dramatically increase your risk of cancer, heart disease, and God knows what else.

12. Make sure you stay up all night and sleep all day. Studies show that night workers have a considerably higher risk of cancer, heart disease, and gastrointestinal problems.

I do just about everything on that list (and these 2 I just listed sadly). I try my best to eat well to make up for the other stuff...

 

[shockie]

i'm special!

nice post. it follows ben stein's sort of sarcasm too :tu: