Dave Does "Stand Up"..

[dgridley]

I've wanted to be many things in my life, from welfare recipient right on down, but only had the chance to be funny once in front of an actual audience of 300+ at a Comedy Club 25 years ago...

It was the longest 3 minutes of my life! (And I'm not talking about sex)...

I would have been more than happy to give up my amateur standing as a "funny man" and actually go on to get paid for being the strange man that I am... alas, it was not to be!

Now, as I sit, alone and munching on Cheetos and swilling Jolt cola, I wonder what might have been had I gone on to pursue my dream of being laughed at on purpose, instead of by accident.. <sigh>

:D

 

[NPQueen]

I don't know if I want to smile or cry... let me tell you, you lighten my life almost daily. You have made me smile, laugh and cry with your contributions here. Whatever you may have wanted to be or have actually become... you mean something here!

 

[dgridley]

Nice compliment.. thanks!

There are alot of things I could have done differently in my life, but I've seen, done, and experienced so much in my life, that if I were to die tomorrow, I don't regret any of it.. of course, I'll be going to H*ll but guess I'll see most of my friends there

EDIT: well, there are some days I regret my last girlfriend but that's a whole other story :p

I don't know if I want to smile or cry... let me tell you, you lighten my life almost daily. You have made me smile, laugh and cry with your contributions here. Whatever you may have wanted to be or have actually become... you mean something here!

 

[Michelle]

We all have regrets and maybe's but I think the person you are right now is just fine

 

[dgridley]

lol.. actually I wasn't "complaining".. and I would like the person I am more right now if he had a larger bank account

 

[a1whs.com]

lol.. actually I wasn't "complaining".. and I would like the person I am more right now if he had a larger bank account

There u go so life does rotate about bankbalance. :hehe:

 

[Michelle]

if he had a larger bank account

ditto :hehe: