Chinese proverbs

[redhippo]

Passionate kiss like spider's web, soon lead to undoing of fly.

Man who run in front of car get tired.

Man who run behind car get exhausted.

Man who walk thru airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.

Man who drive with no seatbelt going to Bangladesh.

Man with one chopstick go hungry.

Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.

Crowded elevator smells different to midget.

Baseball is wrong - man with four balls cannot walk.

War doesn't determine who is right, war determines who is left.

Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cathouse.

Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.

Man who drive like hell bound to get there.

Man who break wind in church sit on own pew.

 

[kw31]

LOL they're funny

But with my Chinese heritage I never came across these actually, so don't think they're true.

Thanks for a great laugh though

 

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LOL they're funny

But with my Chinese heritage I never came across these actually, so don't think they're true.

Thanks for a great laugh though

:lol: